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BlackButterflies
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September 16, 2013 12:43am UTC

last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

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Hale_Storm18
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September 14, 2013 6:48pm UTC

You don't need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.
You don't need to bash men to promote women's rights.
You don't need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
You don't need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
You don't need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.
You don't need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 13, 2013 6:15pm UTC

so today in history we were playing random trivia and my teacher asked us for a question the height and weight of an oscar and someone said “we wouldn’t be able to know that!” and i just went “neither would leonardo dicaprio”

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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September 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I heard a dog bark today so I barked back
and it barked the exact same way and we went
back and forth until my friend told me that it was
just my voice echoing and I had been barking to
myself for 5 minutes straight

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Doctor Who fans: hey how about an episode in the life of rose and 10 or maybe you can get tom hiddleston to play an alien or something
Doctor Who: how about we kill the ponds and make the doctor eternally broken Sherlock Fans: hey how about a teaser or something, even a date maybe, or a year would be nice
Sherlock: the preparations of the set for the pretest of the rehearsal for the audition of series three will start next year, after we make 6 new shows on bbc
Supernatural Fans: hey how about cas getting his suit back
Supernatural: SURE WHY NOT HEY HAVE SOME THOR REFERENCES WHILE YOUR AT IT, WHO WANTS A FROST GIANT FINGER I KNOW I DO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME DESTIEL HAVE A HUG. MORE DESTIEL? SURE! HAVE A HAND HOLD! HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION HAVE SOME PRAYERS TO THE GAY ANGEL. OH AND WELL GIVE THE ANGEL A MUSTACHE JUST FOR LAUGHS

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Hale_Storm18
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September 8, 2013 12:46pm UTC

no one mourns the wicked.
no one cries "they won't return!"
no one lays a lily on their grave
the good man scorns te wicked
through their lives our children learn
what we miss when we misbehave
and goodness knows the wicked's lives are lonely
goodness knows the wicked die alone
it just shows when you're wicked
you're left only on your own
yes, goodness knows the wicked's lives are lonely
goodness knows the wicked cry alone
noting grows for the wicked
they reap only what they've sown

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happiest*
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September 5, 2013 3:08pm UTC

My worst fear is looking bad on a photo with a band member.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 9:43pm UTC

i want a tiny harry styles to live in the front pocket of shirts and coats and he can tell when i’m upset and he scrambles up to my shoulder and kisses me and sometimes if i’m really upset he’ll sit down and make a tiny braid in my hair and whisper bad jokes into my ear and then i’ll give him a lil kiss on the head and thank him and he’ll disappear into my pocket to nap until next time

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happiest*
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September 3, 2013 2:07pm UTC

Me :"Hey, buy me this thing"
Someone:"lol ok"
Me:"waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD"

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BlackButterflies
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September 2, 2013 4:44am UTC

i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i am
me: brb i need to have a shower
him: okay have fun
him: wait
him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll just light myself on fire or somethingi

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Friend: I miss my boyfriend.
Me: So do I
Friend: He calls me princess.
Me: He calls me fan.
Me: Sometimes fans like plural.
Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too, boo.
Friend:

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
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August 28, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Story time!
So I'm one of those unfortunate souls who are plagued with something that I would like to refer to as "B*tch face".
Basically, my resting face looks like I'm about to murder someone. Not only that though, I also have b*tch voice. Meaning, when I talk I sound like I'm about to murder someone. Anyway, here's a short conversation between a classmate and I.
Classmate: *Peers over at my paper during a group assignment*
Me: May I help you?
Classmate: *A fear as intense as the blazing fires of hell leaks into his eyes*
The rest of the class: *Stops in the middle of working to look at me*
Teacher: Oh, oh my god.
The rest of the class: *Looks at one another with baffled expressions*
Me: What did I do!?

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bye*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:14pm UTC

who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got 643 photos of your celeb crush saved to your computer

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 12:28pm UTC

what's the point
of being mildly interested in something when you can instead let it consume you & become unhealthily fixated on it
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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happiest*
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August 28, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I’M NOT ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!” I’M JUST ASKING FOR “AND THEY LIVED.”

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 2:57pm UTC

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad

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BlackButterflies
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August 26, 2013 8:06pm UTC

tips for not making people extremely uncomfortable:
1) if someone has visible scars or bandages or burns or anything like that, do not ask them what the scars are from, especially not in a public place. that is putting them on the spot and could potentially be terrifying.
2) if someone is recovering from an eating disorder, do not comment on what they're eating, do not comment on how much they're eating, do not comment on how much they weigh. it doesn't matter if it's positive. if you really need to comment, just tell them that they're brave and you love them.
3) if someone flinches away or goes quiet or reacts badly in any way when you tickle/touch/hug them, for the love of god do not make jokes about it and do not continue doing it. just accept that it made them uncomfortable and don't be a d/ck.

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helloimasmileface
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August 26, 2013 4:48pm UTC

After Lady Gaga was so
respectful to One Direction, i now officially have full respect for her.
And to be honest i'm not even a fan of One Direction.

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jimmy365
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August 24, 2013 5:59pm UTC

yeah i understand
you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Apparently my little seven year old cousin made a club
at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who
doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to be
the next leader of the free world

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