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  1. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
    for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    went to my old coach's funeral today.
    i leaned over his casket and said, "walk it off you little b/tch."

  4. TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    My Butterfly Challenge.
    I've been like this for 2 years. Last time was about 3 days ago . So, I got a plain white T-shirt and some fabric markers and decided to try this .. Well , for every person who faves this and comments their name or a friends name, I'll write it on my T-shirt with alittle butterfly . You can be my butterflys (: Ill probably post a picture of it on my profile later when its finished.
    Thanks everyonee xoxoxo<3
    StayStrongStayBeautiful
    (comment the color you want it in too)

  5. ShyanneTooCute ShyanneTooCute
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:40am UTC
    Brother: Can i ask you something?
    Me: Okay.
    Brother: How come women say that they love a man in uniform but when i go clubbing in my McDonalds unifom no one will even talk.
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: Okay.

  6. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:09am UTC
    I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn how to manage their stupidity.

  7. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Learn to spell kids. Auto correct isn't always write.

  8. iamthefunnyone iamthefunnyone
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    I don’t believe in miracles.
    I rely on them

  9. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    WITTIANS.
    On Septemper 5th let's all put a big W on our hands to see who else is a wittian.
    Pass on the news.

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    The Country Bears will forever be one of my favorite movies.
    Fave if you remember that movie.

  11. ClassyBarbie ClassyBarbie
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Hello, I am
    Judged.
    format credit: halfempty

  12. cheyannerose cheyannerose
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:23am UTC
    when elmo isn't ticklish,
    and pooh bear hates honey,
    when tigger stops bouncing,
    and goofy isn't funny.
    when peter pan can't fly,
    and simba never roars,
    when alice in wonderland
    can't fit through small doors.
    when dumbo's ears are small,
    and happily ever after isn't true,
    that's when i'll stop loving you.

    nmq

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:22am UTC
    Remember when...
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, and Hannah Montana mashup was the best thing to happen to you in your entire existence.

  14. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    accidentally
    Chapter 2
    I watched as my best friend grace the stage the next afternoon with a smile across her face.
    "This is Lacey Daniels, one of the infamous members of our school's cheerleading team!" Eliza called through the microphone, earning hoots from many jocks. "We'll start the bid at fourty dollars."
    Immediately, a hand shot up. "I call fifty!"
    "Sixty!"
    "Seventy!"
    "Ninety five!"
    There was a moment of silence, making Lacey nervous, as she stood under the bright stage lights.
    "Ninety five? Going once? Going twice!" Eliza said, waiting for someone's hand to shoot up.
    "One hundred ten!" a voice suddenly called out, raising up their hand.
    I watched as a smile of relief spread across Lacey's lips.
    "One hundred and ten dollars, sold to Brandon Powell!" Eliza announced, slamming her gavel down on the podium.
    The audience erupted into cheers, as Lacey bounced off the stage.
    "Next up, we have," Eliza paused, squinting her eyes down on the sheet of paper written in front of her, "Arden Mason!"
    My heart sank to the bottom of my stoamch, as my eyes widened.
    Did she just say-
    "Arden Mason! Come up here!" Eliza smiled down at me, her eyes locking into mine. "I see you in the audience!"
    Suddenly, a group of people began to chant my name, urging for me to go up to that stage.
    My feet were glued to the floor, as my mouth pouted open.
    "Arden, go!" a girl shoved me out of my seat, making me stagger up.
    My legs wobbled, as I made my way down the middle aisle, stepping up on the stage.
    The bright lights made it hard for me to see, but I could make out Lacey giving me two thumbs up.
    Oh, that little-
    "We have Arden Mason here who is part of our school's photography club!" Eliza said through the microphone, voice high and over excited.
    "Actually, I quit in freshman year." I corrected her, making her shoot a glare at me from the corner of her eyes.
    "Let's start the bid at twenty five dollars!" she ignored me.
    I pursed my lips, crossing my arms.
    I watched as my best friend gave me an apologetic smile from the crowd.
    In return, I gave her a death glare.
    How could she do this to me?
    God, I was going to be so humiliated when no one bids on me.
    This entire Valentine's Day auction was a big joke, anyways.
    "Sixty five dollars! Is anyone willing to raise the bid?" Eliza suddenly cut my thoughts off.
    My eyes widened, as I stared at her with disbelief.
    Did someone just bid sixty five dollars to go on a stupid date with me?
    "Seventy five dollars!" one hollered, making me raise an eyebrow.
    In my opinion, bidding over thirty dollars on a date with some stranger was just plain dumb.
    "Going once! Going twice!" Eliza paused, a grin spreading across her face. "Sold to Evan Chandler for seventy five dollars!"
    Evan Chandler?
    The name rang a bell in my head, but I couldn't exactly pin point who he was.
    "Thanks for signing up to help the school!" Eliza gave me a fake smile before I exited the stage.
    "I didn't even sign up!" I hissed under my breath.
    As I made my way back to my seat, I made myself a mental note to kill Lacey later on.
    But first, I had to know who this Evan guy was, and why he bidded seventy five dollars on me.

  15. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    In every episode of Adventure Time there is a hidden snail waving at the camera.

  16. ThatsJustLifee ThatsJustLifee
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. nowimonlyfallingapart nowimonlyfallingapart
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Once upon a time I was falling in love
    Now I'm only falling apart
    Once upon a time there was light in my life
    But now there's only love in the dark

  18. nowimonlyfallingapart nowimonlyfallingapart
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    And I need you now tonight
    And I need you more than ever
    And if you only hold me tight
    We'll be holding on forever

  19. HiItsJeremy HiItsJeremy
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 2:05am UTC
    Me at the dentist:
    Dentist: so what did you do this weekend?
    me: ajskjaldkfjasiiujeowokaldkdkjjfajckjkfjlfj
    Dentist: oh that sounds nice.

  20. i_will_awake_down_the_line i_will_awake_down_the_line
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:27am UTC
    that feeling when your rubbing your eyes
    and you dont have makeup on

:)

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