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  1. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Say the color of the word.Try not to say the word
    Red Blue Cyan Green
    Pink Brown Purple Magenta
    Crimson Gray
    Comment if you got three right
    Favorite if you got 5 right
    Comment and Favorite if you got 6-8
    Favorite and Comment saying you're supernatural -.-

  2. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Look Left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You Failed.
    You looked Right.Your brain follows the airrows.Or how ever you spell airrows.

  3. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    what's that,a hat?
    a crazy funky junky hat
    Overslept?Hair Unslightly?
    Tryna look like Kiera Knightley?
    We've been there,we've done that
    We see right through your funky hat

  4. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    I hit myself in the nose and scratched it with the pointy part of the Kool-Aid Straw.Ii'm so brave and grownup :)

  5. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    You Just Came From Swimming
    And Use The Restroom
    You Bend To Flush The Toilet
    And Pull Up Your Pants
    Your Goggles Fall Off You Head
    And Get Flushed Down The Toilet

  6. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Chris,your hogging up all the fans!
    Well your hogging up all the ugly!
    -Family Guy

  7. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 5:46pm UTC
    Me:I hate you
    Friend:I hate you!
    7 months later:
    Me:I'm so lonely,your my best friend,will you forgive what I ever said to you?
    Friend:Tout est pardonné mon ami le plus cher parce que notre relation n'est rien mais une grosse brique qui ne sera jamais briser
    (Translation:Whatevs)

  8. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Mom:Sweetie,where are you going?
    Tia:To go out.
    Mom:To where?
    Tia:Going shopping with my boyfriend
    Mom:Who?
    Tia:Franscesco Beau
    Mom:Sweetie,get a real boyfriend.
    Tia:
    Mom:
    Tia: Allons bébé(Let's go babe) *puts arm around nothing*

  9. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Rue's Lullaby
    Deep in the meadow
    Under the willow
    A bed of grass,a soft green pillow
    Lay down your head,close your sleepy eyes
    when you open them the sun will rise
    Here it's safe,Here it's warm
    Here the daisies guard you from every harm
    Here your dreams are sweet,
    tomorrow brings them true
    This is the place where I ♥ You

  10. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Louis Tomlinson Confession #1:
    I Like Girls Who Eat Carrots

  11. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment when you wear a black bra with a white shirt

  12. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    Mom:
    You pooped on my grass,you cursed all around school,you slapped your grandma,you ate off my iPad,
    you peed in the streets,you acted like Jacky Chan at Teacher Smith's house,you danced around naked,
    you put on my makeup,you bathed in the sink,you ate an eggshell,then barfed it in dad's car,did the TROLOLOLO song during class,you said your principal's but was growing saggier,you flipped the bird,
    said shut up to your teacher's boss,you ate your boogers,kept on poking people in the eye,and you p_ssed me off!
    Me:
    Eh,Yolo.
    Mom:
    GAAAAHH!

  13. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Darwin:What's A Date?
    Bobert:It is a relationship between a boy and a girl.It's also a fruit that makes you poop.
    -The Amazing World of Gumball

  14. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    I'll Be There in Two
    I'll be There in Two
    Baby Pikachu
    -Harry Edward Styles

  15. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    When you move on to the next level,
    there will be a golden sword hidden in
    the pit of lava.Use the Lava-Escapa spell
    with the words,'Escapa,Lavata!
    =
    100% Geek

  16. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    I'm Bulletproof
    Nothing lose
    Fire away,Fire away
    Riccochet
    Take Your Aim
    Fire Away,Fire Away
    Shoot me down
    But I won't fall
    I am Titanium

  17. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you smile in front of your crush after eating spinach ._.

  18. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Nothing's Impossible .
    The Spark is in you .
    Light Up The Whole World
    And Just Look ,Look,Look at me now.
    -Keke Palmer

  19. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    New Message
    To:Leslie
    Message: Wow,I hate you.You're so ugly.You're fat.You're a loser.You're lazy.Dumb.Stupid. Revolting.Disgusting.Unhealthy.Nerdy.Geeky.OH,DID I MENTION IMPERFECT?
    New Message
    To: Ama
    Message:Thanks.Thanks so much.But you don't know everything about me.Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never heard me.I'm glad I'm imperfect.At least I am who I am.

  20. moonlight_magic02 moonlight_magic02
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    There Is This Boy and Girl That People Say That are Engagesd, and the Boy Came to my Friend, and Was Talking to Her. And Then, Another Boy Came and Started Yelling, " YO, YO RYAN. I'MMA GOING TO TELL UYEN YOUR CHEATING ON HER WITH THU!!".

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