Mom:
You pooped on my grass,you cursed all around school,you slapped your grandma,you ate off my iPad,
you peed in the streets,you acted like Jacky Chan at Teacher Smith's house,you danced around naked,
you put on my makeup,you bathed in the sink,you ate an eggshell,then barfed it in dad's car,did the TROLOLOLO song during class,you said your principal's but was growing saggier,you flipped the bird,
said shut up to your teacher's boss,you ate your boogers,kept on poking people in the eye,and you p_ssed me off!

Me:
Eh,Yolo.

Mom:
GAAAAHH!