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  1. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    I have decided,
    that from now on I'm going to be responding to every question like a presidential candidate.
    "What are you doing this weekend?"
    "That's a great question - and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."
    "But what are you doing?"
    "What I'm gonna do invlolves 3 things. First, I'm going to relax; second, it's gonna be enjoyable; lastly, I'm going to make sure it's cost-effective, and I don't get into a deficit. Four weeks ago, I said I'd do something - and I did.
    THIS WEEKEND WILL BE NO DIFFERENT."

  2. Gablzz Gablzz
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:45am UTC
    How do
    14 year olds get pregnant i can't even get a high-five from a guy

  3. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:03am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    I hope the pain
    goes as fast as the spark did.

  5. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    I still don't understand,
    how you can stand next to someone
    you have so much history with and not say
    a thing to them♥
    nmf/nmq
    ~this quote means so much to me, which is why i wanted to share it with you guys~

  6. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    The best revenge is moving on and getting over it..
    Don't give someone the satisfaction of seeing you suffer.

  7. ridemydino ridemydino
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    She's standing on a line
    ______________________
    of giving up
    & seeing how much
    more she can take.

  8. TalkSouthernToMe TalkSouthernToMe
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I can't believe it's over. We were together for four months....and now it's like we never together.

  9. chittywittybang chittywittybang
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Sitting here alone on witty as always and,
    ITS MY BIRTHDAY:D
    and please, can I just get a hi from strangers? that'd be nice for once,
    Thank you<3

  10. TheGirlWhoLived* TheGirlWhoLived*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    R.I.P
    to all the people who die everyday and aren't acknowledged because they aren't celebrities.....
    nmq

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    I wonder
    if I’ll ever be good enough for someone.
    If I’ll ever make someone genuinely happy.
    I want to be the person they run to
    when they have problems.
    When they’re with me,
    they’ll be able to forget every single problem around us
    and just be in love.
    Maybe someday..

  12. sassygal1099 sassygal1099
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you’re creepin’ on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts

  13. JustMeBeing_Me JustMeBeing_Me
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    We stoped checking for monsters under our bed
    when we realized...
    They were inside us.

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    Isn't It Crazy?
    How one minute,
    everything's perfect and you woudn't change a thing,
    and then the next, nothing's right?
    Just because of one simple mistake...
    even if you thought things would get better
    between you two, and then you slowly start to realize it won't....
    everything's different now,
    and it will never be the same as before.
    and then you see that you've ruined an amazing relationship...
    yeah, it's hard.

  15. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    "i just broke up with (gf's name)"
    okay...why are you telling me this?
    "You'll find out tomorrow..."
    okay....:)
    GUYS THIS JUST HAPPENED WITH THE GUY I LIKE....OMG.

  16. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    It's sort of funny,
    How quickly you can go from having eveything with someone..
    To barely even being able to look at each other.
    landoniswitty's quote & format

  17. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Do you ever sit and think, what if?
    wWhat if you never said the first hello?
    What if our paths never crossed?
    What if you kept your mouth shut and just let things pass?
    Or what if you would have said just one more thing?
    What if you had five more minutes?
    What if you could turn back time or make it stand still?
    What if you could say I love you more time or never said it at all?
    Where would your life be?

  18. JuliaMarie223 JuliaMarie223
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    I hate people who say,
    "Omg drinking and partying isn't YOLO,
    joining the army is YOLO"
    or stuff like that.
    I mean, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO;
    It's still YOLO.
    You grab a can of soup; YOLO.
    You watch T.V; YOLO
    You chill with friends; YOLO.
    You drink alchohol; YOLO.
    You skydive; YOLO.
    No matter what you do,
    you still will only live once.

  19. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Relationships are worth fighting for,
    but you can’t be the only one fighting.

  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:28am UTC
    m a y b e s h e
    LAUGHS AND MAYBE SHE ««
    C R I E S A N D [ M A Y B E ] Y O U 'D B E S U P R I S E D [x] [x] [x]
    AT EVERYTHING
    she keeps inside.

:)

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