I have decided,
that from now on I'm going to be responding to every question like a presidential candidate.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"That's a great question - and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."
"But what are you doing?"
"What I'm gonna do invlolves 3 things. First, I'm going to relax; second, it's gonna be enjoyable; lastly, I'm going to make sure it's cost-effective, and I don't get into a deficit. Four weeks ago, I said I'd do something - and I did.
THIS WEEKEND WILL BE NO DIFFERENT."