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1028 faves · 17 comments · Nov 3, 2012 9:03am

Arilena :)*

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Arilena :)*


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holy-gaskarth* · 9 years ago
This sounds super funny but if you even joked about any of that in front of a cop you'd be hauled off to jail in a heart beat
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NINJAPENGUIN · 1 decade ago
I don't understand whats so funny..?
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AwakeAndUnafraid · 1 decade ago
Yup. She's on drugs.
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MooseGiraffeLlamaOtterStripes · 1 decade ago
hahaha! day made!
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Brenna ;)* · 1 decade ago
omg thats genius

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ay_baybay · 1 decade ago
Heard it before, but it's funny every time!!!
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w00t_w00t · 1 decade ago
Can someone explaib this to me? I don't get it /:
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Alex;* · 1 decade ago
me 2
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Nevermee · 1 decade ago
My mom needs to see this.
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ivelz17 · 1 decade ago
clever ahahaha
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JoElla2016 · 1 decade ago
Well Played lol(:
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NoApologies · 1 decade ago
Funny!
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xnevershoutsalena · 1 decade ago
That's how you do it.
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carebear123 · 1 decade ago
this is too funny hahahaha :')
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send_me_a_smile · 1 decade ago
nmq*
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candie12345 · 1 decade ago
holy sh/t that is a greaat way to get out of a ticket!
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Shawn616 · 1 decade ago
Yep, nevermind the ticket. They'll probably just drag you to jail instead (:
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