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living life, what else?

midhitter97
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April 8, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Yesterday my BEST GUY FRIEND admitted to me that he likes me, not to mention that i have liked him for 2 years since 7th grade, when i MET him <3
i never ever ever thought this would happen, but now i am the happiest person in the world! :)
~A.L.
<3

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midhitter97
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March 16, 2011 5:35pm UTC

If something is killable, that doesnt always mean to kill it.
If something is flammable that doesnt always mean to light it on fire.
If something is drinkable that doesnt always mean to drink it.
If something is eddible that doesnt always mean to eat it.
If something is smokable that doesnt mean to smoke it.
If something is breakable that doesn't mean you should break it

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midhitter97
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February 13, 2011 9:05pm UTC

It gives me chills remembering us.

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midhitter97
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February 13, 2011 8:35pm UTC

I could tell you so
much I wanted you to know.
But you just wouldn't listen.
I mean yeah you would hear it,
But listen as in take it in.
I mean nothing to you now.
It's not gonna change.

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midhitter97
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February 13, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Everything you do to me is bullcrap.
The poking, and talking, the jokes.
Everything. So just don't do it.
You like her. Go talk to her.
Don't make my life harder,
just because you can't do anything for yourself.

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midhitter97
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February 5, 2011 4:21pm UTC

Lunch Table Lessons #4
Me: Yep one time Ben exploded yogurt all over me.
Kevin: Yogurt?
Me: Yeah, yogurt...
James: WHITE yogurt?
Me: Yeah wh---, oh you're nasty.
James: Did you eat it?
Me: Okay, that's gross.
Kevin: Ben wants to know "spit or swallow?"
Me: Are you kidding me? Neither. That's nasty. You're gonna make me throw up.
Kevin: So you swallowed, then choked so you threw up, and then spit.
Me: No... this is gross.
Kevin: Did you like it?
Me: What?
Kevin: WHAT?!?
Watch what you say around Kevin and James o.0

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February 5, 2011 4:13pm UTC

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midhitter97
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February 5, 2011 4:11pm UTC

Lunch Table Lessons #2
Eli: The universe has spoken. You and Kevin will get married in 10 years.
Me: NO.
James: 11?
Me: NO.
Eli: Okay I'm thinking 9.
Me: NOO.
Kevin: 3
Me: Are you serious?
Kevin: NO!
Me: Eli you are not the universe.
Eli: Yes I am.
James: I can definitely see them as a couple.
Me: XP
Don't let Eli and James play matchmaker.

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midhitter97
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February 5, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Lunch Table Lessons #1
Lunch Aid: Okay who threw this apple?
**Connor points at Alycia**
**Then Me, Shannon, Eli, James, Kevin, Alycia, Angelica and three other tables point at Connor**
When in doubt, blame it on Connor.
No not even when you're in doubt.
When someone get's in trouble,
make sure it's Connor.

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midhitter97
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February 4, 2011 11:49pm UTC

My lunch table is AMAZING :)
You have James and Eli playing matchmaker.
Kevin is bright red because he doesn't know why he's laughing, and he only laughs more if we ask why he's laughing.
Shannon laughing and making snappy comeback at Connor.
Connor eating foods that match his hair (he's a ginger) and being all depressed because we all make fun of his designer jeans. And Eli and James set him up with another guy.
Alycia attacking Angelcia. Why? Only lord knows.
Angelica hiding behind Shannon.
Me yelling "NOOO!!" at James and Eli's terrible match of me and Kevin >.<
And Ben coming by our table just cuz he;s jealous and he wants to make fun of Connor.
And that's not even 1/7 of the entire thing. o.0

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midhitter97
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February 4, 2011 11:42pm UTC

Convo with me and a fagget.
Eli: The universe has spoken **claps**
Me: What was that?
Eli: The official universe speaking clap.
Me: You're def not the universe.
Eli: I claim whatever I bomb >:)

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midhitter97
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February 4, 2011 11:40pm UTC

convo with me and my best guy friend :)
Joey: I hate February.
Me: Why?
Joey: Valentines day.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I never had a valentine.
Joey: It really doesn't, cause I haven't either.
Me: Hey, I was ugly and fat in 5th grade :)
Joey: Okay that cheered me up.
Hahahaha wow.

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midhitter97
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February 4, 2011 11:30pm UTC

There's always gonna be #3
That "other girl."
The one he chose over you.

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midhitter97
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February 4, 2011 11:28pm UTC

There's always gonna be #2
The guy friend that you never think you would fall in love with.
But sometime in the future you do.

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midhitter97
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February 4, 2011 11:25pm UTC

There's always gonna be #1
That one ex-boyfriend that never truly gets over you.
But you two become and remain friends, even after the breakup.
You may not like him, but you'll always have arms wide open from him.

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midhitter97
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February 2, 2011 2:40pm UTC

You're an angel.
You're a monster.
You amaze me.
You disgust me.
You're gorgeous.
You're hideous.
I wish we were still together.
I wish I never met you.
[I] [m]erely not[i]ce
what I fir[s]t [s]aw in [you.]

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February 1, 2011 2:04pm UTC

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midhitter97
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February 1, 2011 1:43pm UTC

Dear Brii,
Uhh hey you've always been one of the nicest people i know, but now you're not so nice. you are using guys and loosing friends. this is not meant to hurt your feelings but it is meant to give you a reality check. Like, i know you're not, but you are BEING a b*tch i know coming from ME of all people right? well i really hope you realize the old you is who you really are and what everyone likes.
Love,
Alycia

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midhitter97
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January 28, 2011 8:53pm UTC

I hate it when you don't like him
You don't miss him
But when you see him
You remember everything you two had
How happy you both were
How everything's different now.

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midhitter97
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January 24, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Why shouldn't men play volleyball?
They don't let balls drop
;)

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