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Lunch Table Lessons #2

 

Eli: The universe has spoken. You and Kevin will get married in 10 years.
Me: NO.
James: 11?
Me: NO.
Eli: Okay I'm thinking 9.
Me: NOO.
Kevin: 3
Me: Are you serious?
Kevin: NO!
Me: Eli you are not the universe.
Eli: Yes I am.
James: I can definitely see them as a couple.
Me: XP


 

Don't let Eli and James play matchmaker.

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Lunch Table Lessons #2 Eli: The universe has spoken. You and

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