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  1. EverythingITalkIsDope EverythingITalkIsDope
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    I've started running twice a day
    everyday, i'm not going to stop, until
    i'm finally comfortable with my body.

  2. liarliar6996 liarliar6996
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:53am UTC
    I should've known better
    than to fall for this stupid summer romance.

  3. Miz_Angel Miz_Angel
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:55am UTC
    Even if i had
    a good voice..
    No one would want to sign me a record cause i wouldn't have the looks. :/ Lucky Cher Lloyd...
    nmr

  4. fionarose fionarose
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:55am UTC
    Confession 1:
    I couldn't wait to get out of this dead end town;
    Now it's starting to look like I won't ever get out...

  5. meep meep
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:59am UTC
    Awesome Things:
    Brontosauruses.
    That's all that is need to be said.

  6. fireflyxo fireflyxo
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:59am UTC
    Because of One Direction, this is my reaction to whenever I see a pigeon:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DgbUBoxa48

  7. Miz_Angel Miz_Angel
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 3:01am UTC
    "Want You Back"
    By Cher Lloyd is the best song to sing to your ex.

  8. fionarose fionarose
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 3:00am UTC
    Confession 2:
    I hate living at home,
    I caan't wait until I can move out


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    Here's to the girls
    Who don't wake up with perfect hair.
    Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad.
    Who don't wear 50 pounds of make up.
    Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than in skinny jeans.
    Who don't get all of the guys.
    Who aren't " popular " but wo uldn't trade their friends for the world.
    Who choose sneakers of heels.
    Who aren't afraid to break a nail .
    Who don't always get everything they want.
    Who don't need a guy to tell them they're beautiful.
    Here's to all the girls who are
    just like me.

  11. * * * * * * * *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    Sure(:
    When I first saw you when we were in 2nd grade, I thought you were the prettiest girl in the world. And I still do.
    K.
    How about you shove that K up your a/ss

  12. Monster_Dreams_ Monster_Dreams_
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    If i could change the past i would.
    I would do anything for you.
    Im sooo sorry i let you down, the same way i let everyone down.
    Being happy isnt a option right now.
    Last time we spoke was too long ago to remember.
    I try move on then just think of you more.
    Anyway, I hope she makes you happy

  13. Monster_Dreams_ Monster_Dreams_
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:45pm UTC
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  14. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    I wish summer would get pregant
    so we would have 9 months off.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:47am UTC
    That awesome momentWhen YouTube is kind enough to let you skip the ads.

  16. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    People 726419295 miles from me: Wow! You're so pretty! I'm so jealous!
    People at my school: Ew. It moves.

  17. smile_iloveyou smile_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    && Who Else...
    Counts how many hours of sleep they will get if they go to bed
    "right now'?

  18. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    I wonder
    how many times I've ended up in the background of a stranger's photo...

  19. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  20. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:11pm UTC
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