messina006's Favorites

messina006

KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC

here's to the girls...
who want to date an a t h l e t e,
simply to wear a
h o o d i e with his
last name on the back..
♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 988 points

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC

One day
you’ll meet a guy.
And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
How you chew, how you sip,
how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
how certain games and shows make you really happy.
How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
how you think you look bad in all your photos.
He’s going to know everything about you.
And you know what?
He’s still going to love you.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1237 points

BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 3:41am UTC

How I would commentate the Olympics:
me: wow you are too flexible to be human
me: aaaaand there's a guy with a really nice butt in lane three
me: oh she has nice abs how can i get nice abs??
me: someone got a gold medal but idk who because i was distracted by the guy with the nice butt
me: does anyone know the nice-butt guy's phone number?
me: HERE'S MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE
me: omg his biceps are the size of my thighs
me: i want to feel his biceps
me: would i get fired for feeling his biceps or
me: michael phelps you are beautiful and i want your babies
me: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMISED BY THAT OTHER GUY'S NICE BUTT

👍 this is good · read the comments · 723 points

TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

In Westmeath, Ireland, born and raised
in the kitchen is were I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
eatin some Nando's outside of school
when a couple of lads, they were up to no good
starting hasslin mofos in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum protested, she said:
"You're moving off to London to join One Direction"

👍 this is good · read the comments · 783 points

superman2727
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 8:29pm UTC

When a little kid
decides to hold your hand
♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 917 points

momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

*at resteraunt*
sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1035 points

alwaysdreambigx
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1069 points

Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC

JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
AH MACARENA

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1151 points

mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:14am UTC

three year old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1241 points

jimmy365
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC

i love running through
hotel hallways.
nmq

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1112 points

xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

If you wake me up, and I don't get angry...
you must be pretty special.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1102 points

BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Our generation had the best
Disney Channel Original Movies:
Zenon Halloween Town The Thirteenth Year
Smart House Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire 
The Ulimate Christmas Present Motocrossed
The Luck of the Irish Get a Clue Cadet Kelly
Gotta Kick It Up Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook Off
The Cheetah Girls Pixel Perfect Cow Belles 
Stuck in the Suburbs Read it and Weep Quints
Go Figure Life is Ruff… Right on Track
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior Jump In!
Twitches High School Musical Camp Rock
Sorry Disney, You’re not going
to be able to top that.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1164 points

behindthissmilexx
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
Me: no,your other chin
Nmq

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1299 points

LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC

I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1395 points

shadysback
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
Student: Gymnastics
Student: Swimming
Student: Track
Student: Volleyball
Me: Tom Daley

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2188 points

sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2371 points

letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Hunger Games 2.0:
put 5 Directioners
and 5 Directionators
in one house for 3 months.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 847 points

beelynng
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Most Common Lies:
1. I won't laugh. I promise.
2. Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
3. I'm just kidding.
4. I never got your text.
5. Yes, I've read and agreed to the terms & conditions.
6. You will need to know this later in life.
7. I'm fine.
8. No, I'm okay. Just tired.
9. Okay, just one more episode.
10. I'm on my way.
11. Sorry, my parents said no.
nmq/nmf

👍 this is good · read the comments · 850 points

RunawayRachel
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 5:29am UTC

A woman who was 5 months pregnant fell into a coma. She awoke 4 months later, and asked the doctor what had happened to her babies.
Doctor: You had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.
Woman: Not my brother! He's the biggest idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well that isn't so bad, what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1122 points

yourcool
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 4:46pm UTC

scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 974 points

Witty Profiles

messina006