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mooselinaturtle

1. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   Everyone has an awkward phase.
   Mine has just lasted my entire life.
   
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2. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 4:37pm UTC
   Dad: Do the dishes.
   Me: HOW COULD YOU. THAT WAS SO CRUEL. I CANT EVEN BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. OH NO YOU DIDNT. APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY.
   
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3. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2013 9:20pm UTC
   Hey Life! Let's hurry up and get to the good part already.
   
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4. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 7:04pm UTC
   If facebook is a social networking site,
   is witty an antisocial networking site?
   
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5. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 3:33pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   You can make fun of me all you want, honey
   But don't you dare make fun of the guy I like.
   #youwilldienow
   
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6. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 11:57pm UTC
   I had a dream that
   I ate a ten pound marshmallow
   and when I woke up
   my pillow was gone.
   
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7. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 4:36pm UTC
   I can't be your friend
   If you can't handle:
   -weirdness
   -sarcasm
   -stupid jokes
   -my tendency to laugh at almost everything
   
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8. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC
   Witty best friend anyone? (Someone who can skype?)
   
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9. mooselinaturtle
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 3:23pm UTC
   I didn't make it to the gym today.
   That makes five years in a row.
   
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10. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    DAYUMM GIRL
    because
    Are you a fire detector? 'Cause you are f/cking loud and annoying.
    
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11. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    I hate that when guys call girls ugly it's a terrible crime, and when a girl calls a guy ugly, it's normal.
    
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12. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Big boobs are overrated.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE
    
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13. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I had a better love life
    when I was seven
    than I do as a fifteen year old.
    
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14. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    It's not that I hate you
    I just don't really like the human species
    in general
    
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15. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    "I'm on my period."
    the excuse for
    EVERYTHING.
    
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16. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I hope
    the treatments for your depression over Romney's loss
    will be covered under Obamacare.
    
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17. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    there are so many people that are willing to listen
    You just have to be willing to speak up.
    -Demi Lovato
    
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18. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
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    that matters is
    your love
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    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.
    
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19. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    I use sarcasm
    because
    beating the crap out of people is frowned on in most societies.
    
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20. mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Being A Teenager:
    To start, you're tired all the time. No matter how much sleep you get, you still feel like a zombie.
    You'll find that people are doing things that you know are stupid but then YOLO gets the best of you, and you're stupid too.
    Remember when you liked the way you looked? Ha, gone.
    There's too much drama to keep track of, but you still always love to know the newest gossip.
    There will not be a day when you do not touch the computer. You'll addicted, and your social life will be flushed down the drain.
    You escape your problems with music. As soon as you put the headphones in, you escape your issues and forget.
    Almost everyone is fake, and when you turn to someone, they're gone and spreading rumors about you in an instant.
    Your backpack is significantly heavier as the years go by, which is just more and more stress.
    You'll face rejection, and when you try your best on something, and find that you failed, it will be devastating.
    You'll be criticized, judged, hurt, but you won't let it ruin you.
    You stay strong and tell yourself that you are beautiful, you are a great friend, you are good enough, no matter what anyone tells you.
    You'll have days when you feel alone and hate everything, but then there will be days when you can't stop laughing with your best friends.
    Sometimes, this crazy, hectic life seems too much for you, but you keep going and stay strong because you know that it will get better and that this is just part of being a teenager.
    So... good luck pre-teens;)
    
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