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eatmyshorts
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 6:42pm UTC

I think Lady GaGa just
puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
twitter*
not my format*

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reillyraae
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 4:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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juliaa9715
posted a quote
May 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Hey Google...
Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter....
Little cocky aren't we?

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 1:00pm UTC

pretty pretty please
don't you ever ever feel like you're less than fücking perfect ♥
oh, except you. I don't like you.

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ditaaa
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 9:12am UTC

FACEBOOK FACT
The people under your friends list on your wall are the people who visit your wall the most.
fave if you didn't know.

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cirkel96
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 4:04pm UTC

Anti-Pickup Line #19
Him: "Do you think it was fate that brought us together?"
Her: "No. I think it was plain bad luck"

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cirkel96
posted a quote
April 27, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Anti-Pickup Line #20
Him: "Hi I'm a millionaire"
Her: "Hi I work for the IRS"

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cirkel96
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 3:48pm UTC

This is what I live for #2
Those ridiculous inside jokes you have with your best friend, that make you sound crazy to everyone else
♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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cirkel96
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 10:56pm UTC

This is what I live for #10
Summer thunderstorms
♥

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cirkel96
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 11:01pm UTC

This is what I live for #11
The cheesy and ridiculous pick-up lines he uses to make me laugh
♥

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cirkel96
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 11:05pm UTC

This is what I live for #12
When a song relates perfectly to your mood
♥

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cirkel96
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 8:58pm UTC

This is what I live for #15
When someone makes you laugh, when all you really want to do is cry
♥

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cirkel96
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 9:09pm UTC

This is what I live for #17
Communicating with your best friend with a series of ridiculous faces and hand gestures
♥

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all_my_secrets_away
posted a quote
May 10, 2011 9:10pm UTC

Secret #6
I don't wear makeup...

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
April 13, 2011 8:43pm UTC

I was talking to my dad about relationships
& all of a sudden his face drops & he looks off into the distance & says;
"girls think they're the only ones who get hurt in relationships. that's a lie.
it's tough for the guy, too. you meet this beautiful girl and you get to
know her. next you know, you're falling hard. you're in love with her
smile, her laugh, the way her hair falls down her back. everything she
does, you learn to adore, even her imperfections. seeing her in the halls,
and your heart beats at a million miles per hour. then one day, you get
the confidence to tell her how you feel and ask her out. you get wrapped
up in this fantasy, and that tiny, one word crashes upon you and leaves
you absolutely broken... "no." then you still get these feelings when you
are around her. you're still in love with her ... even though you know
s h e d o e s n ' t f e e l t h e s a m e ."
EmotionalTrickery

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SoccerCrazLoverChick1
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 4:00pm UTC

Sometimes;.
.The best way to get someones attention;
is to stop giving themyours..
whiz khalifa.♥

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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An'*
posted a quote
April 12, 2011 5:33pm UTC

she's not turning the page.
she's writing a whole new book. and this time, she left you out. ♥

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC

Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
|||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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