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Sandrasaurus
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 5:22pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
So many words left unspoken.
So many feelings left unshown.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:09am UTC

What's that? A hat?A crazy, funky junky hat?
Overslept? Hair unslightly?Trying to look like Kiera Knightly?We've been there, we've done that.We see right through your funky hat.

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zubair
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:53pm UTC

IF YOUR HEART WAS A
p r i s o n . . .
I would like to be sentenced
for life.♥
-facebook

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 6:14pm UTC

K? Well potassium to you too then...

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 12:28pm UTC

I don't have OCD, I have
CDO.
It's like OCD
but the letters are in order.
AS THEY SHOULD BE.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:38pm UTC

So I have this friend.
She's a little bit of a blonde.
So one day, back when we were at school, she was sitting in honors choir.
The kids had to write what kind of bread they wanted for the next day.
So she reads the question, writes down the word "white," looks up at everyone else and asks,
"What's bread called again?"

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 4:48pm UTC

One does not simply
"dislike" a Jenna Marbles video.
my format, my quote.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 5:36pm UTC

THE RULES OF
BACON
1. There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always.
2. There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon.
3. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like bacon, and those who will be used as bait in the case of a zombie apocalypse.
4. Even pigs like bacon. Fact.
5. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable was to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate.
6. 90% of the world's problems can be solved by cooking more bacon.
7. Bacon presents exactly zero health risks. Shup up.
8. Bacon makes the internet run faster. Another fact.
9. Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating.
10. Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath. And the Mondayath. And the Tuesdayath. And the...
11. Bacon makes you cool.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 10:29am UTC

*Me watching a horror movie*
Me: Who is that.
Me: Why'd she just die?
Me: Oh, it's just the beginning.
Me: Don't open the closet, are you stupid!
Me: Had that coming, now didn't you?
Me: Obviously something weird is happening! WHY would you stay?
Me: They all deserve to die.
Me: Creepy little kid, why doesn't this scare them?
Me: WHOA THAT WAS SCARY.
Me: And now they're kissing. This is no time to proclaim your love, people are dying!
Me: Well good, you deserve to die.
Me: How did she survive the movie, she's the stupidest one there!
Me: I really need to lower my expectations for this kinda thing.

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 1:29pm UTC

"Alavanna means a lot to me,
please, I beg of you
to pray for her."
- Justin Bieber
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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juliaamarriee
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 11:12am UTC

Me: *listening to the radio*
Radio: Do you want to make $100,000 doing what YOU LOVE?!
Me: YESSS!!
Radio: Good because there is a high demand for PERSON TRAINERS!..
Me: NEVERMIND!

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 12:52am UTC

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
Bohemian Rhapsody
-Queen

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Christpoher seemed to have schizophrenia
Tigger seemed to have ADHD
Piglet seemed to have anxiety
Pooh seemed to have an eating disorder
Eeyore seemed to have depression
Rabbit seemed to have OCD
& we all learned to love them
nmq

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__OneDirectionerForever__
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC

9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

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mayday
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 6:45pm UTC

pretty friend: omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
smart friend: omg i got an a on my exam
athletic friend:omg i just got asked to join the national team
me: today i meowed at my cat and she meowed back

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SARAHgirl5
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Love; has 4 letters; but so
does Hate.
Friends;has 7 letters; but
so doesEnemies.
Truth; has 5 letters; but
so does Lying...

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Niall: One day I want to have children. Zayn: That's not going to happen. You're never going to get pregnant.

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juliaamarriee
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 3:14pm UTC

The Spongebob episode with F.U.N. came out 13 years ago. Who else feels incredibly old?!
< 3

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zubair
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 3:34pm UTC

YOU CAN TURN OFF THE
sun
I'm Still going to shine. ♥
-facebook

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Only humans
would cut down trees,
make paper,
and then write "Save the trees!" on it.

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