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iwishiwasbeautiful
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April 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Dear icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Enjoy the karma.
Sincerely, Titanic

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shelbyrae35
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 8:06pm UTC

My name is Shelby.
My favorite color is kelly green. My favorite animal is a pgymy pottomas. I enjoy watching funny people dance. I do love walking on the beach when the world is quiet. I love laughing. I find that black people have the best laughs.
I remember when all of these things were the most interesting thing to know.
What the hell happened?
♥

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ErinLovesTravis
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 6:59am UTC

I'm leaving witty.
I really can't take all this drama anymore. Witty isn't the same place a year ago that I went to to feel better, not just look at drama. I go on witty to get away from drama!
Oh well... It's not like anybody will notice I'm gone anyways.
format credit to OneDirection LOL

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 7:52pm UTC

TeenagerPost#172
That awkward moment when the dictionary definition is more confusing than the word.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 7:59pm UTC

TeenagerPost#174
Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my 'M' back... you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 11:02am UTC

TeenagerPost#178
Hearing an awesome song in a commercial, then the glorious moment of finding it online and listening to the whole thing.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 8:22pm UTC

TeenagerPost#180
I love hearing songs that I used to love. They're like memories I can always go back too.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 6:43pm UTC

TeenagerPost#189
Dear High School Movies,
Please start hiring actors
who are actually high
school age.
Sincerely,
You're not fooling
anyone.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 8:44pm UTC

TeenagerPost#192
My parents told me: "You've got to stop watching so much TV and read more!" so I turned the subtitles on.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 6:32pm UTC

TeenagerPost#194
That awesome moment when you pass an exam you didn't even study for and you were positive you were going to fail.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 6:51pm UTC

TeenagerPost#195
Looking at your textbooks and thinking, "what a waste of a tree"
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 8:06pm UTC

TeenagerPost#198
That awesome moment when you thought you're late for class, but then you entered the classroom and the teacher is still not there.
nmf.nmq.

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 12:43pm UTC

TeenagerPost#200
We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.
nmf.nmq. whoo! number 200 already! thank all of you for faving my quotes, letting me get to 200!♥

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC

TeenagerPost#201
That sad moment when I return to my ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.
nmf.nmq.

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carson5482
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March 29, 2012 6:53pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart. » Katniss Everdeen «
format by sandrasaurus

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JoElla2016
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Hunger Games Version of Set Fire To The Rain:
I set fiiiiiiiiireeeee to the bread, watched it burn as my mom slapped my faaace
Then she screamed and I cried and I ran outside in to the rain, the raaaain
I set fiiiiiireeee to the bread, then I threw it at Katniss' head
Then she screamed and I cried and I ran back inside out of the rain, the raaaaaaaaaaaaiin.
Sorry, I had to. (:

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Anthony96
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:30pm UTC

5 years ago
I never would have expected my life to be the way it is right now.
nmf

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kirosame21
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 4:23pm UTC

The actor who played Cato,
Alexander Ludwig,
is an abercrombie model.
His face is on the abercrombie bag in my room.
Right now.
mind=blown

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arenaud
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Watching a show
that you used to watch when you were little and you finally understand what is happening...

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WigWamBam
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 4:22pm UTC

American kid "You're from the UK? Ohhh cool, So do you have tea with the Queen?".
British kid: "Do you like, go to mcdonalds with Obama?"
Nmf(BookOfComedy)

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