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soccergurl2696
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Foundation commercials:
M o d e l : puts makeup on already flawless skin
**absolutely nothing changes**
M o d e l : OMG I look flawless this is such a breakthrough only $60 plus tax shipping and handling.

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Fake_a_smile
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September 20, 2012 5:51pm UTC

My high school schedule is so busy, two days a week I don't even touch my computer and I'm still up until midnight if I don't take a SINGLE break from anything, all day.
Sleep, I miss you. Like, a lot.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 6:19pm UTC

i have three words
happy birthday steve!
♥
we can't ever thank you enough for creating Witty
words can not explain how much we love you for everything
we wish you the best!♥
~your fellow wittians

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC

to be honest,
some quotes here on witty make me want to cry from laughing, cry from joy, or break down in tears.
i need to stop crying

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Me: Mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers
Me: And what do you like?
Mom: Dicky, stop asking questions.
nmq

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kbyeee
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:35am UTC

i eat babies.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 4:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 6:09pm UTC

How can we learn
if we can't make
mistakes?

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 8:41pm UTC

*Earphones in pocket*
Earphones: Damn I'm bored.
Earphones: I should go for a walk.
Earphones: Should I go this way?
Earphones: No, I should take a left.
Earphones: I'm lost.
Earphones: Omg, is that a knot?
Earphones:
Earphones:
Earphones:
Earphones: F*ck.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 8:08pm UTC

This quote does not exist.
just kidding.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC

t h e s o n g
that makes tears fall down our face.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:39pm UTC

see this?♥
it's the reason why you should live.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:29pm UTC

No bed is big enough for three.

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 7:17pm UTC

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh*t.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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valroutledge
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May 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Impossible

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