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iwishiwasbeautiful
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November 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC

(ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana)
Bananaaaaaa Potato naaaaa Bananaaaaaa Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Yo plano poo laqua nolotu ma banana La kanupi ta lamu (ba ba ba ba banana ba ba ba ba banana) Potatooooooo Tokarino potato li kani malo mani kanoti ca ba ba ba ba bananaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
oh. despicable me

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Fake_a_smile
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October 28, 2012 11:28pm UTC

When people are like, "Yeah, I'm 13, going on 14"
It's like, nawh, really? I thought you turned 37 a year after turning 13!

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Fake_a_smile
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October 29, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Yeah, I'm getting wet and dirty all day!
-Hurricane Sandy

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Fake_a_smile
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October 21, 2012 11:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Jade672
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October 21, 2012 9:42am UTC

Sometimes, I really wonder how stupid it would seem to him. How I sit here
my eyes never leaving the screen of my phone waiting for his new text. Or
refreshing the screen until it says he's online. Or how when I miss him I read
the things he told me m o n t h s and m o n t h s ago. I really wonder what
he would say, if he knew he meant that much to me. ♥

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Le teacher handing back school pictures
girls: omg these are so ugly, no one look at these!
guys: look at this sexy beast.

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xoxpaigexox3
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January 30, 2012 4:52pm UTC

if you were
"so sorry," you wouldn't have done it in the first place.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Reasons why I'm single #6
More heartbreak? Just what I need! ...not.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 8:28pm UTC

The national animal of Scotland is the
UNICORN
alright. i'm moving.

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yelly1105
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:39pm UTC

DRINK COFFEE!
Do dumb things faster with MORE energy!

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Ali_Tex98
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October 8, 2012 9:04pm UTC

I got 99 problems
And being attractive would solve at least 30 of them..

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chubbiexbubblez
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Zayn: "Niall, I wasn't even that drunk,"
Niall: "Dude, you asked yourself out."
Zayn: "....."
Niall: "......"
Zayn: "....."
Niall: "......"
Zayn: "Did I say yes?"

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:52pm UTC

I'M THAT GIRL
THAT TAKES THE BULLET FOR THE ONE
W I T H T H E G U N .

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MissAnna
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October 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC

EVERYBODY
W I N D S U P K I S S I N G T H E W R O N G P E R S O N
goodnight.

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 9:26pm UTC

when life gave lady gaga lemons
she made them into a dress.
nmq

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SyddLoohoo
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Science homework:
"Everything you're around is attracted to you"
me:I knew the eraser was getting to close.
nmf

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Moonlightmadness
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 6:55pm UTC

*Lifting your hand up to answer*
*Forgetting the question*
*Brushes hair back*
NICE SAVE.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC

In a middle school full of:
-bullies
-insane teachers
-& gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that's me) and my two best friends try to do the impossible:
Create a guide that helps YOU survive school.
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
*results may vary

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taylorday7
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September 24, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Drake: "So why do they call it "New Jersey" if there was never a "Jersey"
Josh: "I don't know, I wasn't at the meeting!"

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC

i have survived
12 days of school.
6.5% of school completed.
this is gonna be a long year.

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