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finding_nemo
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April 10, 2013 6:22pm UTC

*Hoping it'll thunder storm so we can't go outside for track*
friend: Please let ther be lightning, Santa.
me: What.
friend: I pray to Santa.
me: What? Why?
friend: I feel like god's got alot of other people to listen too, and there's alot 'of bad kids in the world so Santa's free.
*Couple minutes later it lightnings*
friend: Thanks Santa.
Moral of the story, pray to Santa.

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伤*
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April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
SOME MEMORIES

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen,
in an arena with 21 other people that want to kill her, doesn't swear once.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

It's almost Christmas, so...
dashing through the snow
get the f#ck out of my way
you're so f#cking slow
how much do you weigh?
(Ha- ha- ha)
you can't f#cking sing,
I'll start a f#cking fight,
get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
I'm driving here tonight....
oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
get the f#ck out of my way
oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
Hey!
jingle bells, go to hell.
b#tch what did I say?
move that a/ss cause you can't hide
from my motherf#cking sleigh
Hey!

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC

why are all social sites blue?
because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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Hale_Storm18
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November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
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November 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC

"on average, there are seven people in the world that look similar to you."
i would like to meet these people and apologize.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

christmas is so close i can almost
smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

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bye*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC

i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can't run away

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manhattanight
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

PLOT TWIST
The series finale of iCarly ends with
Miranda Cosgrove waking up
from a coma in a hospital bed,
with Drake and Josh by her side
saying, "Megan?"

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 7:44pm UTC

when i'm president of america,
you're all invited to the white house for movies and nutella.

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Princess*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC

I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
I haven't fed it in 6 years

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC

remember when on disney channel they
did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?

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shootingstar87
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

me: can you please stop smoking?
mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

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xxokiraxxo
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*Third Grade*
Friend: *whispering* You're stupid if you say what
Me: What?
Friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD. THAT WAS AWESOME.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD BEFORE.
OH GOD HELP ME.

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Parents: So what are you learning in math at the moment?
Me: That's a good question.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:45pm UTC

to my future childern;
if you say "swag" i'm taking your iphone 27 away.

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k4sper
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:07pm UTC

I get so awkward and don't know what to say when someone compliments me. It's like:
Person: you look good today
Me: happy christmas
- Tumblr

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