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lukester

1. Ethanol
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 6:29am UTC
   It’s funny how humans can wrap
   their minds around things and
   fit them into their own version of reality.
   - PERCY JACKSON.
   
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2. pinkneonlights_
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2013 12:47pm UTC
   I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
   
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3. *blushes*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2013 12:48pm UTC
   *cell only has 50% power*
   Normal people: Whatever, I'm sure it'll last until I get home
   Me: Oh no I'm going to do if I can't load it right now!!
   
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4. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:17pm UTC
   I want the style of the 1980s to come back. I want leg warmers. I want
   mini skirts. I want lace. I want flashy jewelry. I want leotards paired with tights and legwarmers. I want ripped sweatshirts. I want oversized sweaters and sweatshirts for the fall and winter. I want oversized t-shirts for the spring and summer. I want leggings with Keds and slouch socks. I want babydoll dresses with bike shorts underneath.
   
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5. VintageParis
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 1:39pm UTC
   *Looks at potato*
   *looks at french fry*
   Puberty did you well
   
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6. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 4:02pm UTC
   mom:do you have a boyfriend?
   me:yes.
   mom:does he exist?
   me:yes.
   mom:does he know you exist?
   me:not yet.
   
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7. yourcool
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 10:05pm UTC
   what if it doesn't want to be called
   "hot sauce" what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?
   
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8. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 5:09pm UTC
   I'm pretty sure that even if there was a school for Wittians
   I would still be the awkward wallflower standing in the corner with no friends.
   
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9. kristabff
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC
   what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun
   
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10. Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?Father: It means 'to be happy'.Son: Are you gay?.Father:No, son. I have a wife.
    .
    
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11. lukester
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    Being who you are is much easier than faking it
    
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