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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Wake up in the morning feeling like:
    ☐ P. Diddy.
    ☐ Like a G6.
    ☑ Burning my school down.

  2. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    I just don't understand
    how you can look me straight in the eyes and not even say "Hi".


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. f4ke f4ke
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Life isn't always romantic,
    ----------------------------------------------sometimes, it's realisic.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    How come you never read about
    a psychic winning the lottery?

  6. Britaneym8 Britaneym8
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    My wallet is like
    a onion. when I
    open it, I cry. ♥
    -format credit to Sandrasaurus

  7. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Look I can count to one
    ┌∩┐(¬‿¬)

  8. AliveWhileDying AliveWhileDying
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Your Pretty Face
    Turned into a pretty waste of my time.
    -Sleeping With Sirens ♥

  9. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    ‎Grammar is the difference between knowing your sh­it and knowing you're sh­it.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:29am UTC
    credittofucker
    Ugly is such a strong word.
    I prefer "attractivley disabled".

  11. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Sunglasses:
    allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you.
    Worthless and found in everyone's pants...

  13. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    & i met him
    in
    second grade
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  14. Gemmaa999 Gemmaa999
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Every girl has five personalities;
    1. How she acts at school.
    2. How she acts around her friends.
    3. How she acts around her family.
    4. How she acts when she's with him.
    5. How she acts when she's alone.

  15. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Normal
    is
    SO
    Overrated.

  16. xoxokatiexoxo8898 xoxokatiexoxo8898
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:14pm UTC

    In exactly one month it will be my
    two best friends birthday!
    (they are twins)
    Love you caitlin and erin!<3(;
    *nmf*

:)

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