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  1. missperfect1129 missperfect1129
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO GET HIGH.
    HE TOOK HER TO THE TALLEST HILL IN TOWN.
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND DRINK.
    HE GAVE HER A 12 PACK OF CAFFINATED PEPSI AND SAID "DRINK UP".
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO SHOOT HERSELF IN THE FACE.
    HE GAVE HER A WATER GUN, PUT HER FINGER ON THE TRIGGER, AIMED IT AT HER FACE, AND HELPED HER PULL THE TRIGGER.
    SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO CUT HERSELF.
    HE TOOK A POLAROID OF HER, HANDED IT TO HER ALONG WITH THE SCISSORS, AND HAD HER CUT IT UP.
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO SEE HER BLOOD.
    HE TOOK HER TO GET HER EARS PIERCED.
    SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO CRY HERSELF TO SLEEP.
    HE HAD HER WATCH A SAD, ROMANTIC MOVIE BEFORE BED.
    SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO BE ALONE.
    HE GAVE HER A NAME TAG THAT SAID "MY NAME IS: ALONE".

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    why are all social sites blue?
    because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.

  3. supabby supabby
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    So maybe you do still cry over him
    Maybe it still kills you inside when you see him with that other girl.
    But you know, the truth is, he's the one that's going to be dying inside,
    because sooner or later ♥
    he's gonna realize that he missed out .

  4. supabby supabby
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    current status: emotionally damaged by justin bieber's existence

  5. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Alexithymia:
    Difficulty describing feelings to others.

  6. Ralph* Ralph*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 12:57am UTC
    Guys are truly missing out.
    IF I HAD A BOY THAT I LOVED, I WOULDN'T LET THEM SLIP AWAY.
    I'd kiss him everyday, everywhere.
    i'd rub his back, let him win every wrestling match.
    I'D STAY IN A FORT WITH HIM ALL DAY, JUST CUDDLING &WATCHING MOVIES.
    whoever it is, someone lucky out there is waiting for all of it.♥

  7. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Me: Hey boys! Sign this album please? *smiles*
    Boys: Sure!
    Harry: *whispering to Liam* It's her...
    Liam: *whispering to Harry* I know bro, stay cool...
    Louis: *whispering to Zayn* Zayn...it's her, she's standing right in front of us!
    Zayn: *whispering to Louis* Wow I'm freaking out right now, man.
    Niall: OMG IT'S YOU WE LOVE YOU WE ALWAYS STALK YOU AND WE JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE MEETING YOU! YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS! ME AND THE BOYS ALWAYS FIGHT OVER YOU!
    Me: ......
    Liam, Harry, Louis, and Zayn: *facepalm*
    Josh: *runs up to me* OMG GUYS ITS HER!!!
    Niall and Josh: *scream and hug eachother*
    Me: Well i'm a big fan of you guys!
    Boys: *faces light up*
    Josh: NIALL DID YOU HEAR THAT???
    Boys: *jumps over table and hugs me*
    Me: *wakes up*
    Me: *falls out of bed*

  8. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    My boyfriend: "I kind of like having a weak girlfriend."
    Me: "Why" Him: "Because I can protect you better.

  9. ilovehim12510 ilovehim12510
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 9:43am UTC
    maybe disney wasn't for kids
    maybe it was meant for us teenagers. did you ever think nemo was made for teens who are trying to get through rough times, or making true friends? maybe the princesses were to show us to love who you want, wait for your prince, and that there is someone waiting for us? maybe cars was to show us that the road of life truely never ends. monsters inc? nothing in life is truely as scary as it may seem. hish school musical? to truely take the road to success, whatever makes you happy. the lion king taught us to have no worries, for the rest of our days. lilo and stich: your family is truely the rock of your life. dumbo was to show that imperfections are beautiful. bambi was so we knew that everyone has loss, we are never alone in our feelings. and winnie the pooh? nothing is the same without our best friends
    maybe walt disney wrote for us

  10. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Real-life friends: Are you ok?
    Me: I'm fine
    Real-life friends: Okay, that's good.
    Internet friends: Are you ok?
    Me: I'm fine
    Internet friends: No you're not. Go on, tell me everything.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 9:28am UTC
    m a y b e s h e
    LAUGHS AND MAYBE SHE ««
    C R I E S A N D [ M A Y B E ] Y O U 'D B E S U P R I S E D [x] [x] [x]
    AT EVERYTHING
    she keeps inside.

  12. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Me in PE
    me: oh, there goes the ball
    me: along with all the f*cks i give


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    remember when on disney channel they
    did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    little old ladies in wheelchairs with
    blankets over their legs. you aren't fooling anyone. we know you'e retired mermaids.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    see, i would totally run;
    but it's typically the bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
    i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

  18. UnicornHoran UnicornHoran
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Today a boy called me ugly.
    Lol I'm joking.
    Boys don't talk to me.

  19. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    You're ten and you wear a pushup bra.
    The only boobs I had when I was ten were Drake and Josh.

  20. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    There's a man in his 80's, who lives in my city near a beautiful cliff.
    It's a place people frequently go to suicide. Every time he sees someone too close to the edge, he rushes over and tries to stop them.
    It's estimated he's saved over 160 people.
    Don Ritchie, I don't know you, but you give me hope .
    Don Ritchie passed away yesterday at the age of 85.
    He was named a 'Local Hero' in the 2011 Austrailian of the Year Awards.
    His funeral will be held on Friday.
    By now, he's saved over 500 lives and I know alot of you have heard of him but for those of you who haven't, I think you should, because this guy's a real hero.♥
    nmf/nmq(from givesmehope.com

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