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  1. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 6:49am UTC
    *sees a pigeon*
    normal person: aw look, pigeon.
    me: KEVIN! KEVIN, COME TO MAMMA!

  2. 1Derfull 1Derfull
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:30am UTC
    "Yesterday Harry cried because he missed his mum and didnt want to sleep with me. He wanted to be alone in a room. Then Niall went by him, He joined to isolation because some girls told him he did not deserve to be in the band so he ruined it, so as to make him cry I just wanted to say STOP! Stop harrasing Niall. He's fragile and whenever someone says something bad he starts crying for hours and I dont like it. If he were not in the band, we would not be One Direction. Im very protective of him because he's like a child and he's the most beautiful guy I have ever met in my life and the luckiest girl in the world will be his future girlfriend. To me he's important and I love him so much so, to all the girls that insult him and then come to see Louis, Harry, Liam and me IM NOT GOING TO CALL YOU DIRECTIONERS because a TRUE DIRECTIONER loves each of us. Niall I love you"
    -Zayn Malik
    [♥] If you love Niall.

  3. CookiesAndCream CookiesAndCream
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Everything is made in china,
    ~ expect for babies, they are made in VaChina
    ;)

  4. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    i mean i like you, but its whatever.
    cause i know you're never gonna like me back.

  5. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Atelphobia;
    the fear of not being good enough.

  6. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:29pm UTC

    it's amazing what a smile can hide.
    {mouse over}

  7. Mason Mason
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:04am UTC
    Sometimes I think too much
    and put myself in a
    bad mood.
    nmq

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    “I need someone who is willing to accept me
    for who i am and after making a mistake
    is still willing to hug me and say:
    "This time, make it right, ok?"

  9. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    My hands won't stop shaking,
    I drop the smile I've been faking,
    The tears won't stop flowing,
    It's about time I get going.
    Why can't I just say
    Good-bye?

  10. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you.
    -THE NOTEBOOK

  11. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 11:39am UTC
    WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
    MAKES YOU SMALLER.
    -Super Mario.

  12. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    mom: you're all dressed up! where are you going?
    daughter: the bathroom. I need a new profile picture

  13. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    One Direction things#69
    Louis once saw Harry and a girl getting close in Harry's room,
    so to ruin it, he ran in and shouted 'HELLO!' and ran out.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

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  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Think of a positive number.
    Double it.
    Add six.
    Half it.
    Take away the number you started with.
    i bet your answer is three.

  15. hayxhay hayxhay
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 8:10am UTC
    Did you know?
    that people with brown/hazel eyes are most fun and happy?
    They kiss the best and will love when not wanted; They always
    end up falling for peopple they didn't know long. They are
    the most hyper and crazy people. You can't do better than them.
    fav if you have brown/hazel eyes.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I'm tired of being strong for everyone else.
    I could be sitting here in tears & still be fixing someone else's problems.
    When is it my turn?

  18. notbob101 notbob101
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    my dad told me im not allowed to tell my boyfriend i love him anymore fave if you think this is wrong...
    pls witty girls i need your help

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    Seix jokes aren't funny.
    I mean cium on guys.

  20. kristanio kristanio
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Fav if you used to watch the raindrops on the window to see which one "wins".
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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