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little_red_phoenix
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October 24, 2012 7:45pm UTC

those times when all you can say is, meh.

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little_red_phoenix
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October 24, 2012 7:41pm UTC

falling over when there is nothing there.
just me?

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little_red_phoenix
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October 24, 2012 7:26pm UTC

that feeling you get when he says it's over...

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little_red_phoenix
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September 23, 2012 8:43pm UTC

LETS GO CRAZY,CRAZY,CRAZY TILL WE SEE THE SUN.I KNOW WE JUST MET BUT LETS PRETEND ITS LOVE....TONIGHT LETS GET SOME AND LIVE WHILLE WE'RE YOUNG! -1D

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little_red_phoenix
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September 23, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Loki has the super sweetest personality.
Loki has the Swag Walk.
Loki has the cutest expression.
Loki has the most gorgeous smile in all 9 Realms.
Loki has the most adorable facepalm.
Loki has the-
*computer dies from too much Loki love*
NOOOOOOOOO! I'M NOT DONE GOD DAMN IT!
I <3 LOKI!

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little_red_phoenix
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September 20, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Boys remember this when you say women belong in the kitchen...the kitchen is where the knives are

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little_red_phoenix
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September 20, 2012 8:27pm UTC

real conversation between me and my friends on what bus we're going to take to get to the movies:
raven:we could take the 5
sam: but we'll have to walk a long way
sarah: waht abot the 20??
abby:takes to long still
sarah:the 7?
me: you know we should thake the "not on survice" bus it goes everywhere.

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little_red_phoenix
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June 29, 2012 4:51am UTC

I lie awake in my bed
Covered in sweat
A dripping cold sweat that cascades slowly down the surface of my pale skin.
I stare blankly at the sharpened blade before me
Gently, even lovingly, caressing the handle,
running my gothic fingers over its cutting edge.
The sky is especially black this evening
It makes me happy.
From the dwelling next door I hear laughter.
A vapid, perfunctory cackle that fills me with rage.
My morbid seclusion is affronted by such frivolity.
Again I stare at the blade
An object of ritual with
a grand, malevolent air.
It is beautiful.
I gently raise the knife so that it is held before my eyes.
It shall be consecrated in blood
As I am wont to do

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little_red_phoenix
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June 29, 2012 4:37am UTC

roses are black
violets are violence
i'll tie you up to the rack
ang gag you with my silence

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little_red_phoenix
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June 29, 2012 4:15am UTC

heal the past,
live the present,
and dream the future!

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little_red_phoenix
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June 29, 2012 4:07am UTC

"Are you crying"
"No, im pretending to be a fountan"

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little_red_phoenix
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June 24, 2012 2:52am UTC

How To Freak People Out
take your dog to an area with lots of people, when you are sure somebody can hear you lean down to the dog and say "its almost our time Alfonzo! Soon these patheic humans will bow to the superior race!"

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little_red_phoenix
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May 7, 2012 8:40pm UTC

rule number 1.
be nice to nerds, the chances are you'll end up working for one

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