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TheUnexpectedArrival
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September 4, 2013 3:40pm UTC

When you feel a sneeze coming
You run for your life to find a blasted tissue
And when you put said tissue up to your nose.....
The feelings gone.

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Olivia*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it.
Now quiet!
They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 6:07pm UTC

miley's hairdresser: you sure?

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LoveYourLifeee
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September 4, 2013 6:20pm UTC

S
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I throw my skittles in the air sometimes
saying ayoo, taste the rainbow!
Format by kclove5

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:35pm UTC

WittyxxGirlxx format DON'T STEAL
Iphone ◉ Music Player
Artist - Miley Cyrus
Song: We Can't Stop
Well you need to stop
♪◎
Guise it's an Iphone format(:

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:47pm UTC

According to the movement of the mouse on my screen, I am having a hand spasm

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Ninja918
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September 4, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Girl: You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
Me: You got your class schedule already?

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goawayanthony*
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September 4, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Me: *stubs toe on corner*
Me: *glares at corner*
Me: *dramaticaly whispers* I'll see you in hell.

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bye*
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September 4, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Whenever my dad opens the microwave to take out food he screams and I thought it was because he was burning himself but I’ve learned it’s just because he gets really happy about food

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Me *In the shower*: IMAGINE LIVING LIKE A KING SOMEDAY
Me *Into hairbrush*: WHAT IF I CAN'T FORGET YOU? I'LL BURN your name into my THROAT. I'll be the fire that'll CATCH YOU
Me *Running around the house*: Can we create something beautiful and DESTROY IT?!
Me *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch*: MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS BULLETPROOF BUT YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOT ME
This.. My friends, Is a normal day for me.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Chocolate comes from
cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is a salad.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 11:37pm UTC

I have no intentions of leading or following. I just want to be me and do as I wish.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 11:40pm UTC

friend: if you had five pieces of candy and I asked you for one, how many pieces would you have left?
me: five

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beebessey
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September 4, 2013 3:11pm UTC

My nephew is in the stage where all of his toys are really hard plastic. Which means his new favorite game is "hit aunt brittani in the head as many times as you can until she dies."

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AlyssaLovesYou
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October 30, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Each night
I put my head to my pillow and I try to tell myself I'm strong because I've gone one more day without you.

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lovesickmak99
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Both of my bestfriend's are taken.
And me....well
I can barely talk to a guy....

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iluvmonkeys
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 7:40pm UTC

♥ _ ♥ I LOVE HIM ♥ _ ♥

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Irma_Jean
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 7:40pm UTC

I was in group today since being in the hospital.
I said, "I slit my wrists and ruined my body."
A boy tentatively walked up to me and said,
"No, you're a tiger that earned her stripes."
His name is Logan.
Thank you Logan

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xoxocaitlin5499
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 7:41pm UTC

EVERYONE WHO WAS BORN BEFORE THE END OF 2012 SHOULD ALL PRETEND THAT THE APOCALYPSE ACTUALLY HAPPEND IN DECEMBER. LIKE WE SHOULD ALL HAVE OUR WAR STORIES AND PRETEND TO BE VETERANS AND TELL OUR KIDS AND GRAND KIDS STORIES ABOUT WHEN WE DEFEATED THE ZOMBIES. AND WE SHOULD WRITE ABOUT IT IN THE TEXTBOOKS AND SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO DENY THAT IT EVER HAPPEND JUST HAD THEIR MINDS WHIPED BY THE ALIENS.

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Spencibear
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October 24, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Fly like I'm aladdin ;)

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