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BlackButterflies
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March 3, 2012 3:09pm UTC

me + you - her = ♥

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Meghan*
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC

You will never find the right person if you don't let the wrong one go...

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dubesbabe06
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Trying to fall asleep:
Mind: what is the real meaning of life?
Body: no need to get comfortable.
Boy I like: hey
Tempurture: hot and cold at the same time
TV: well your favorite shows are on.
Homework: you forgot to do me.
Sounds: louder? ok.
Bladder: you forgot to go potty
Sleeping= IMPOSSIBLE

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ItsAlwaysBeenYouxox
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC

You've got the
light to fight the
shadows
So stop hiding it away.

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karatekid7892
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 5:30pm UTC

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You'll be the prince, and I'll be the princess, it's a love story, baby, just say
yes.
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JustinBieberlover12
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 8:22pm UTC

If i woke up and
Channing Tatum told me he was my husband
I wouldn't question it.
Nmf.

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who trys to get rid of the weird
thought in my head because I feel
like someone may be able to
read my mind.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:15am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I live for two reasons:
1. I was born.
2. I haven't died yet.

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BravoSierra
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February 27, 2012 11:10am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
That awkward moment
When everyone in your class is laughing and you're like "What just happened?"

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC

HEY, I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY WITTY SO FOLLOW ME MAYBE

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BravoSierra
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February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
If you sext, do you get a phoner?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Spongebob: Can you hear me?
Patrick: No, it's too dark!

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Me: Shh, do you hear that?
Annoying Person: Hear what?
Me: The sound of no one caring.

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legit7
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:24pm UTC

i'm not
asking for diamonds♥
i'm not
asking for the world♥
i'm just
asking for you to hold me & call me your
baby gurl.♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
You think I jock quotes?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, how?
To get to the other side!
Wait, I didn't make up that joke. I must have stolen it.
Why is it okay to repeat jokes but not repeat quotes?

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Towitty4you
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Favorite if you've seen "The Face" by Jenna Marbels
Comment if you've ever used "The Face" in real life situations!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Sitting on the toilet, no toilet paper.
Well isn't this swell?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:34pm UTC

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lexyomalley
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Have you wondered ,
which hurt most:
Saying something and wishng you had not?
or saying nothing and wishing you had?
nmf.

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