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1. Caitlyn*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 9:37am UTC
   Tell her how you feel, she deserves to know.
   
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2. LittleMissObvious*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 1:16pm UTC
   Dare me to jump off of this Jersey bridge?
   I bet you never had a Friday night like this.
   Keep it up, keep it up, let's raise our hands.
   I take a look up in the sky and I see
   Red for the cancer, red for the wealthy.
   Red for the drink that's mixed with suicide.
   Everything red.
   
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3. Ashleyray123
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 1:15pm UTC
   Advice for girls:
   Don't ask other people if they think you are pretty
   Don't make them feel like they have to tell you that you are pretty
   Wait for someone to notice you
   If they see something about you, that they admire or like,
   they will usually tell you
   Anyway, there is more to life than being simply "pretty"
   Because "pretty" doesn't last forever
   I would rather be complimented on my personality,
   my thoughts, my ambitions, my attitude, my creativity,
   than what I look like
   
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4. Crazy girl*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 12:39pm UTC
   I like a song.
   I download it.
   I listen to it a million times and then I hate it.
   
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5. *Suicidal Fantasy*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 12:47pm UTC
   There are only 86,400 seconds in a day, and only 1,440 minutes in a day...And I wasted all that time on you, for nothing and I regret it because, I could've used those for someone who actually wants me...
   
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6. *mysterious.mah*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2014 2:21pm UTC
   I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.
   
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7. yourcool
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2014 7:01pm UTC
   Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, dates on Saturday nights, little block box that held expensive things, and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations, and the perfect story. But now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s not like that at all.
   See because true love for me is ugly snapchats, and peeing while you’re on the phone. True love is kissing at 6 AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It’s saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It’s sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It’s late hours of the night when it’s been a long day and it’s no make up and bad hair. It’s tears from laughter, it’s tears from sadness and it’s nothing like any storybook you’ve ever read. It’s never running out of things to talk about, and it’s being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching The Titanic though you swore you never would. It’s getting mad over stupid things. It’s “you’re an idiot,” and “you’re a little sht” and knowing you’re so lucky to hear those every day. It’s spilling your feelings at 4 AM when you should be asleep. It’s that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It’s the worst story you could imagine, but thank God it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard.
   I like my definition better anyways.
   
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8. happiest*
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 3:02pm UTC
   once everyone leaves, you think that everyone comes into your life just to leave. you. so you push everyone out and don't let anyone else in. it's like, once you've been hurt, you're so scared of becoming attached.
   
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9. gab*
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 12:41pm UTC
   OH,
   I'M SORRY,
   DID I CARE ABOUT
   you TOO MUCH?
   
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10. happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    k.
    i'm really not in the mood to talk about potassium.
    
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11. Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    An engineer and a doctor were in
    love with same girl. The engineer
    used to give her an apple every day.
    Why..
    ?
    Because an apple a day keeps the
    doctor away.
    
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12. WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    The man driving in front of me just threw out a banana peel...
    Nice try turdface, but I grew up playing Mario Kart.
    
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13. _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2295
    When you wake up
    and know it's a sweatpants
    day.
    tumblr
    
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14. DakkyDukky
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:15am UTC
    Oversized hoodies -
    You think they’re clothes,
    but they’re actually wearable hugs.
    
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15. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:59am UTC
    So I went on Urban Dictinary and looked up my town and this is what some of the descriptions said and I am laughing because omfg the accuracy.
    --A small suburban American town. Typically 99% of the adolescent population takes drugs or drinks alchohol heavily everyday and graduates to go on to school at a UMass college.
    An alarming number of SUVs, denoting the stupidity of the town's adult population. The prime location of it being near Route 3, Route 3A, I-495, Route 4, and others mean more people than should live here keep moving in, and jerks keep selling forestland to make new crappy developments for these jerks to live in.
    Refered to in slang as the 'Cho', with different prefixes indicating geographical areas; NoCho = North Chelsmford, SoCho = South Chelmsford, and so on. (EaCho, WeCho, CenCho)
    Also and firstmost, a town in the UK.
    --A small town 30 miles from Boston, that no one has heard about unless they lived here, or have a friend from here. There's nothing to do on the weekends, kids think its cool to hang out at Stop & Shop.
    Unless you live in the center of the town, it takes twenty minutes to get from one place to another. And our rotary changed from a simple circle to a messed up square. There's nothing to do but get wasted or high, and if you want drugs, just walk across the street, because you're neighbor is probably dealing them.
    If you're a football player, then you're set for life in this town, you become the hero, and get out of speeding tickets and possession of drugs.
    
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16. ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Let's all take a moment of silence for the beloved website of Stardoll
    Because literally half of the Witty population came here because of Stardoll, and then ditched it a few months later for Witty.
    
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17. Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:19am UTC
    There should be like a Witty Olympics or a Witty Challenge kinda thing
    We would all gather and meet together and the challenges would be
    -Putting a certain quote up the fastest
    -Who can eat the jar of nutella fastest
    - Who can stay inside with a limited amount of supplies the longest
    - Who can figure out how to turn the wifi back on the fastest
    - Who can groom a cat the fastest AND make the job done the best
    -Who can smuggle food without getting caught
    - And Who is willing enough to even come to these challenges rather than stay at home and be on Witty there.
    1st place out of all the events combine - Witty Gold Medal, a personal visit from Steve, a Witty Olympic/athon Champion shirt,and a 5 year weekly supply of nutella
    2nd- Witty silver medal, 1 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
    3rd- Witty bronze medal, 1/2 year weekly supply of nutella, and a normal Witty Olympic/athon shirt
    The rest or anyone who participated would get a normal Witty Olympic/athon Shirt and a Kitty Kat Mr. Potato head.
    :) LET THE WITTY GAMES COMENCE
    
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18. ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Words go from
    "babe" to "b.tch".
    "I love you" to "I hate you".
    "I need you" to "forget you".
    "You're my everything" to "you're noting".
    
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19. Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    I honestly hate the whole, "A bikini top is almost exactly like a bra. Why can't
    girls walk around in a bra top, then? Why is it okay for a guy to walk around shirtless?" Like, honestly? What if a guy was walking around in just his boxers. Would that be socially acceptable in any way?
    
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20. pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    When your crush cuts his hair and suddenly the feelings are gone and then you feel awkward because you only loved them for the hair..
    
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