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lax4ever692

1. lax4ever692
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 12:26pm UTC
   FAVORITE THIS QUOTE
   and i'll tell you the name of your future husband
   and rate you 1-10
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2. lax4ever692
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 6:31pm UTC
   Distances don't ruin
   relationships,
   doubts do.
   credits:aussielove
   
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3. lax4ever692
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 3:50pm UTC
   ♥ this quote in honor of Anna Pie username - "annalovespie"
   thanks for saving witty, your a freaking genius.
   this ones for you :)
   
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4. lax4ever692
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   July 16, 2011 3:45pm UTC
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5. lax4ever692
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   July 16, 2011 3:39pm UTC
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6. lax4ever692
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 3:34pm UTC
   let your smile change the world
   don't let the world change your smile.
   
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7. lax4ever692
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2011 10:57am UTC
   does anybody else realize
   that perry the platypus is the reason candace
   NEVER BUSTS HER BROTHERS.
   nmf
   my quote :)
   
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8. lax4ever692
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2011 2:03pm UTC
   forget 11:11
   i am going to go buy two fish and name them Cosmo and Wanda, then i can make a wish ANYTIME i want.
   nmq
   
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9. lax4ever692
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2011 4:26pm UTC
   spencer;
   listen you bottom feeding vultures, stop sucking the life out of my family! oh i'm so sorry grandma, let me give her to you.
   credits: Ohdaarling. edit
   
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10. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    there should not be guys ,
    working at victoria secret
    
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11. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    'please sign in to add to favorites'
    oh, well i wasn't aware i signed out..
    * signs in*
    your already signed in silly.
    WTF.
    -----------♥-----------
    OURSONG.
    edited.
    QNO
    
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12. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    & theres a diffrence between
    being tan, and looking like you rolled around in doritos.
    
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13. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:07am UTC
    now that summers here
    heres to waking up in the morning and watching the little kid shows you used to watch all the time ♥
    
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14. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    & theres a diffrence between
    being tan, and looking like you rolled around in doritos.
    
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15. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    &haters only hate
    the things they cant have,
    and the people they cant be . ♥
    nmf
    nmf
    
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16. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    getting chased down by sales people,
    when you enter a furniture store like raymour and flanigan.
    format credits: akk3165
    quote: mine
    
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17. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    while everyone else is trying to fit in and be the same.
    i am trying to stand out and be different
    ♥
    
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18. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when your in a middle of an argument and you realize you're wrong, but you keep arguing with the person because you don't want to admit your wrong.
    
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19. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    ♥ wiz khalifa
    might be the only guy
    that gets us girls.
    
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20. lax4ever692
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    :: i a b s o l u t e l y l o v e ::
    horrormovies&rollercoasters
    » b e c a u s e they're t e r r i f y i n g, «
    but i know they'll never hurt me;
    l i k e y o u d i d <|3
    
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