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livelovelaughxxxxx
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 3:18pm UTC

Hi.
Nice to meet you as well.
Wanna hang out this weekend?
Will you be mine?
I Love You
I love your parents,they're so cute.
Happy Birthday Babe.
Merry Chrismas love,
Happy New years honey,
I do.
Breathe push,I'm right here next to you babe.
It's your turn to change the diaper!
Pizza night tonight?
Congratulations ready for college?
Your other half is a keeper,
I do.
Congratulations,we're very proud of you!
911 Emergency please...we need a ambulance.
I'm right next to you honey.I won't leave you.
Fellow family,friends.We come here today...
I'll love you forever & always♥

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xotristy12xo
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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lax4ever692
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 3:50pm UTC

♥ this quote in honor of Anna Pie username - "annalovespie"
thanks for saving witty, your a freaking genius.
this ones for you :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Looking through facebook
I realized that November has more birthdays than any other month and I wondered why... then I did the math.
Happy Valentine's Day!
♥♥♥

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RealityIsNegotiable
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 3:38pm UTC

If the world does end in 2012
We'll just have Kayne West interrupt it.

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nevergiveupx_
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 3:39pm UTC

click to see this quote

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 6:05pm UTC

That was funny..
But I don't like you..so I'm not going to laugh.

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taaylor
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 10:19am UTC

Everything in life
is less enjoyable if you have to pee.

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freedomxfollowxproject23
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 10:55am UTC

Please join the
Witty Freedom Follow Project
and help me and 135 other people end cyber bullying on this website.
If your interested in joining please check out my profile.
Help us Help you
Save Witty

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 2:46pm UTC

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I end a Facebook conversation by liking the last comment.
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nbhs14
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 2:47pm UTC

I want
witty friends
on facebook.
♥

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qpsbg57
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 3:42pm UTC

Best way to stop a creep from texting you:
The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try again later. Error 2128-226110.
Works everytime♥

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