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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 6:25pm UTC

i've gotten too close to you.
i care too much for you.
now i realize i've just set
myself up for hell when
i eventually lose you.
-tumblr

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MDog
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 7:51pm UTC

Whenever i see an olympic athlete on a commercial drinking a coke i can imagine their coach screaming "now drop and give me 100!"

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ptbball4
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 10:59pm UTC

That awkward moment when you get so used to raising your hand in school that when your out of school to get peoples attention you do it!
Fave if you have ever done it!!

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ptbball4
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 10:40pm UTC

I go to sleep ever night thinking of you, I wish you did the same thing too. <3

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ashleymcq13
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Excuse me miss, you have got a little bit of face on your makeup there.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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emosexy
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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1) press the fave button
2) highlight the numbers
3) press Ctrl and f
4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 4:35pm UTC

"Hi. I'm Austin & I'm 11 years old
I'n taken by my gffff Amanda.
9.24.12 shes my everything<3333
but I still flirt with all the girls in my clas. shhh ;)
I go to parties every satarday .
but party at church on sunday!
I luvv jesus but I think I might be atheist.
I'm bisexual but I'd never touch a boy.
I'm prolife but my gurlfriend is pregnant.
She's having an abortion."
...... What did I just read?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Things I don't understand:
Why British people lose their accents when they sing.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Wanna hear what would be extremely terrifying?
If you walked into class late and your Witty was up on the projector

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 4:46pm UTC

*when I hold doors for people**
Kids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
just gotta love 'em.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC

DO YOU EVER
WISH YOU HAD
A SECOND CHANCE
TO MEET SOMEONE
AGAIN FOR THE
FIRST TIME?

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Suicide doesn't end the pain
It just gives it to someone else.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:53pm UTC

i m a g i n e i f E a r t h w a s j u s t l i k e
"i'm done"
and flew into the sun

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC

Today was my school talent show.
Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
W

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 3:05pm UTC

do you ever just wonder
if there’s someone
who secretly thinks about you
and wants to talk to you
but doesn’t know how?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC

One day
you’ll meet a guy.
And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
How you chew, how you sip,
how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
how certain games and shows make you really happy.
How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
how you think you look bad in all your photos.
He’s going to know everything about you.
And you know what?
He’s still going to love you.

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AustinH
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Officer: Where do you live?
Me: With my brother.
Officer: Where does your brother live?
Me: With me.
Officer: Where do you both live?
Me: Together.

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:16pm UTC

*In the store*
Strange Old Lady: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure!
Strange Old Lady: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Me: I don't know, what?
Strange Old Lady: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me: Hahahahaha. That's great. *forces smile*
... True Story.

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