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Hale_Storm18
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December 12, 2013 10:09pm UTC

you guys don't understand. witty in 2011 & 2012 was sick.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 10:45pm UTC

I actually like a little bit of PDA.
You know, holding hands, hugging, maybe a little kissing. But, if it gets to the point where you're trying to slide your D into my V, uh uh no siree you gotsta go.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 12:33pm UTC

My name is Juliet Capulet, I'm 13 years young, and I luv my bf Romeo so
much! We're gunna get married! I luv him so much & we just met hehe XD I wuld give my life for him!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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lovecrazy
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April 30, 2013 3:11pm UTC

"Where are all the good guys?!"
They're out there, they're just hiding from you, cause you're a hoe.

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:36pm UTC

This actually happened in science class today.
Girl: ~talks loudly to her friends during a video on hurricanes~
Woman Substitute Teacher: Excuse me but do i need to come sit next to you??
Girl: No thank you i'm straight!!
Oh my god.

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Pluto*
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March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC

The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
I guess you could say,
Steve just bought sexy back.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair
dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 9:42pm UTC

when i turn 69, i'll probably
laugh for the entire year.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Just because I don't have an eating disorder,
doesn't mean I don't mentally cringe every time I eat,
and that I don't try and limit how much I eat. It
also doesn't mean I don't stare in the mirror, disgusted
by what I see.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC

I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 7:37pm UTC

My head says no, but my heart says yes
♥

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 7:20pm UTC

A school in Minnesota was on lock down because a student got a call from someone saying, "Your school is next." And at another school, a staff member had a gun hidden in their locker.
What is happening to the world?

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:52pm UTC

2012 is almost over..
Woah. It seemed like it was only 12 months long.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Listening To Jesse McCartney
My brother: I Don't want another pretty face
Me: I don't want just anyone to hold
My mom: I don't want my love to go to waste
My Brother2: I want you and your beautiful soul
My Brother3: You're the one I wanna chase
My cat: You're the one I want to hold
Me: What?

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magenx15
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 11:28pm UTC

my mom: Go to Jewel and buy some milk.
me: What if someone kidnaps me!
my mom: They'll bring you back.
me: What if they dont?!
my mom: Then i'm gonna miss you.
true story .

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:18pm UTC

do you ever just want to gently place your hands
on someones cheeks and hold their head
there in your hands, and looking into their eyes
and then violently jerk their head
on a right angle and snap their neck?
bet you didnt see that plot twist coming.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Future
daughter: "mom, i love this band--"
Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? Merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?!?"

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xashleyx01
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August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC

~• ~•
~• ~• ~•
~• ~•
First known picture of Michael Phelps.

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