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Arilena :)*
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November 3, 2012 9:03am UTC

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JustMeh
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November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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MyWittyProfile
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November 2, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Romney or Obama?
Neither, I'm voting for Regina George because she got pushed in front of a bus.

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theunicorn
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September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

yesterday
was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
"you saved me..."

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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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RandomScribbles
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October 29, 2012 6:59pm UTC

R.I.P. Samantha Parker </3
My sister (the girl who owned this account) passed away an hour ago. As you may know, the hurricane hit our city and tore our house apart. Samantha was covered with rubble, but finally the paramedics found her. They took her to the hospital, but by then she was already gone.
Please say a prayer that my little sister may rest in piece </3

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 25, 2012 5:06pm UTC

It sucks
to see people flirt with the person you’re in love with.
It sucks even more to see them flirt back.
It makes you question how they feel about you.
It makes you question if everything was and still is a lie.
It makes your heart ache inside.
It makes your whole body feel pain.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 18, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Lol So True: #169
Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
lolsotrue.com

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 9, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Once a girl gets attached,
it’s really hard for her to disconnect from that guy.
Physically, she’s just drawn to him.
Being around him makes her feel complete.
Corny, I know.
But, she really does feel like she belongs somewhere,
as long as he’s there too.
Mentally, he’s mostly what she thinks about.
Corny, I know.
But she really does wonder about how his day is going,
what he’s up to, who’s he with, how he’s feeling,
& if he’s with another girl or not,
cause she doesn’t even want to share him mentally
with another girl.
Emotionally, he has her heart.
Corny, I know.
But he really does affect her mood cause if he’s upset,
she’s sad she can’t calm him down.
If he’s sad, she’s upset cause she can’t cheer her up.
If he’s happy, then she’s happy.
Period.

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PixieDustx
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October 9, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Some Things You Should Never Ask A Girl
Have you gained weight?
No. Just no.
What size clothes are you?
Girls aren't exactly just going to tell you that.
How many guys have you been with?
She'll either get embarrassed or feel like a hoe.
Are you on your period?
Just because she's moody, starts to cry or gets random cravings, it does not always mean that she's on her peiod.
What size bra are you?
Bit personal...
Can I have some of your food?
What on Earth are you thinking?!?! We do NOT share food!!

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Swaggie
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October 7, 2012 11:57am UTC

So last night...
We had this thing called teen night, and my friend Morgan, she was there. Now let me tell you about Morgan, she cuts herself, all because of bullies and this one d!ck named Toryn. Morgan is in love with Toryn, but he bullies her. Toryn moved away last year, but last night he was back, and he is going to go to our school. Morgan went to go give Toryn a hug, because she mad missed him. Toryn began to tell her to knock it off. He then continued to make fun of her. Morgan then lifted her sleeves, and said "You are the reason I do this". Toryn then said " You are an idiot for doing that" And began to laugh with his friends. Morgan started crying and didn't stop. She went into the bathroom, and I followed her. She went into the stall and I waited for her by the sink. She came out, and put her earrings back on. I looked at her wrists, but saw nothing, so we left the bathroom after she fixed her makeup.
After a while, Toryn started making fun of her again. She started crying, and said that she wanted to kill herself. She said that she was planning her death. I pulled her away from the crowed of people, into this secret little area, and gave her the biggest hug I have ever given anyone. "You are better than this, Morgan, you are beautiful, and funny, and amazing. Don't let him get to you" I said, as she began crying. Then, this boy, Noah, walked by and threw a water bottle at us. I threw it back harder.
If you think Morgan is stronger than these people, then please favorite this quote.
I will show her how many people favorite this.
So please, help my friend, I would hate to see her take her own life to bullying.
Please

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never_forget
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October 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC

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DreamScribbler
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October 2, 2012 6:52pm UTC

These are actual children's answers to the question
What is love?
"When somebody loves you, they say your name different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
-Billy, age 4
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
-Terri, age 4
"Love is what's in the room christmas morning if you stop opening presents and listen."
-Bobby, age 7
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with that friend who you hate."
-Nikka, age 6
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt and after that he wears it everyday."
-Noelle, age 7
"Love is like a little old man and little old woman who are still friends
even after they know each other so well."
-Tommy, age 6

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yourcool
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October 7, 2012 9:30pm UTC

my sarcasm has reached the point where
even I don't know if I'm sincere or not.

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ThatsJustLifee
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August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
Boy: A flower..
Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
Friends: *Walks away*
Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
Don't be so quick to judge people.

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nova ♥*
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September 18, 2012 9:30pm UTC

A girl in my math class recently attempted committing suicide.
as she walked into class this morning the four popular boys in our class stood up and started singing You Don't Know You're Beautiful by One Direction to her. The whole class was so touched by what the boys did.
I haven't lost all hope in our world just yet.

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jimmy365
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September 17, 2012 4:20pm UTC

How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes
Me: *places sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me: *runs to room*
nmq

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Ciarax
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September 16, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Ellen : Appart from what the doctors say,apart from the cancer.. how do you stay possitive?
Girl : Well, a little fishy told me to 'just keep swimming'
♥
nmq/nmf

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BlackButterflies
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September 15, 2012 9:15pm UTC

all this TIME
you were pretending...
so much for my h a p p y e n d i n g .

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