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1. dolph*
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 4:00pm UTC
   Friend: i think my cat is allergic to cats
   Me: that sounds pretty CATASTROPHIC
   Friend: i hope you get arrested for that
   
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2. happiest*
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 3:18pm UTC
   Me: *laughs*
   Parents : what's so funny
   Parents : what's going on
   Parents : who are u taling
   Parents : can i see what's the joke
   Parents : what are u trying to hide from us
   
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3. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 6:34pm UTC
   Moment of panic
   When you notice that
   there's gramatical mistake
   in your qoute
   it turns into shame when
   someone tells you that
   there's a mistake in the qoute
   It starts pis.sing you off
   when everyone starts to
   teach you grammar
   
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4. carson5482
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
   Better than the Kanye Rest.
   This is no Kanye Jest.
   We are all Kanye Blessed.
   I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.
   Why is this even happening?
   You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.
   Follow me. :)
   
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5. chickittylover
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC
   Quote format edited by chickittylover
   OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
   ~me texting my crush~
   crush: heyy whats up
   me: nothing much i'm pretty
   me: oops i'm pretty tired***
   crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
   OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
   
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6. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 7:04pm UTC
   That feeling of
   awesomeness
   when you prove
   your teacher
   wrong.
   
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7. happiest*
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 3:08pm UTC
   Imagine reading a book of
   all the lies you have told.
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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10. Steve
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
    — John von Neumann
    
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11. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    my life
    is like one big inside joke get it
    because i stay insiide
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12. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 2:51am UTC
    i want to open a cafe that has really unhealthy yet delicious food and call it The Calorie Gallery, who's with me?
    
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13. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:44pm UTC
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15. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    I'll just hug my pillow and pretend it has feelings for me...
    
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17. wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    YOU MAKE ME WANT TO ACT
    like a girl
    PAINT MY NAILS
    & WEAR HIGH HEELS «
    
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18. idontknowww
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    No one will pay attention to this quote.
    Just because it's not pretty.
    Kind of sounds like life doesn't it?
    
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19. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    have i ever
    told you guys that i literally
    love you so much
    because i do
    i really do and i
    want to announce it
    format jimmy365
    
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20. x0x_jay_x0x
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    You aren't a "Dad" you're a donor.
    Don't get it confused,
    any guy can make a baby,
    it takes a special guy to raise one
    
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