xxokiraxxo posted a quote
July 26, 2012 6:37pm UTC
Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door away into the sunset
Me: hey mom, need any help? Mom: no, go away Me: you sure? Mom: yes, just go away 5 seconds later Mom: omfg nobody ever helps aroud this house, jesus crist you're all so lazy. tumblr.