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  1. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    I like you more than pizza.
    & I really like pizza.

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Someone once asked me if i knew you,
    a million memories and broken promises flashed through my mind
    as tears came to my eyes i whispered... "No, not anymore..."
    MY QUOTE

  3. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    It's okay. I understand ,
    she's skinnier. She's funnier . She's Prettier .
    Don't worry. I wouldn't choose me either.

  4. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    i might not know how to flirt but I do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway

  5. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    I know I'll never hold you like I use to.

  6. fizzyglowingrock13 fizzyglowingrock13
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Teacher: Where is your
    homework?
    Me: I lost it fighting a kid who
    said that you werent the best
    teacher in school.

  7. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    WHEN I TURN 18 -
    mom: go do this thing
    me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master.

  8. EdSheeran EdSheeran
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    “The worst things in life come free to us.”
    - Ed Sheeran

  9. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    You were born because you are going to be very important to someone someday. Maybe not today, or tomorrow. But someday.

  10. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    *Hears noise at night* Well, this is the end for me, I had a good life. I hope Coach will understand why I missed the game.
    *Gets shampoo in my eyes* Well, I am officially blind. I guess I won't be able to see my first born child.
    *Heart beats fast* I think I'm having a heart attack. What is this, cardiac arrest?
    *Cop walks by* Yes sir I did murder the little boy. Go ahead, take me to jail.
    *Taking a test* Don't take your eyes off your own paper. Or else you will be kicked out of school. And amount to nothing. And become a hobo.
    *Gets a sunburn* Well I have cancer, better tell the elders.
    *Tripping over something* I guess my leg will have to be amputated, why me??

  11. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    I got 99 problems
    and being attractive could solve atleast 30 of them

  12. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Why does the world
    Have to be about boyfriends and girlfriends? It should
    be about bacon. Because bacon is wonderful and can
    bring world peace.
    nmf

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I were a bird,
    You'd be the first person I'd sh/t on.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    I pretend that nothing bothers me
    because I’m afraid to tell you how I feel .
    I don’t know how you’ll take it
    and I don’t want drama to start .
    I guess I’m just afraid of what you’ll think ,
    and holding it inside seems so much better
    than telling the truth .
    But it isn’t ,
    it’s hard and it hurts .
    I want to tell you what’s going on in my mind
    but I just can’t …

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Your skin is not paper, don't cut it.
    Your face isn't a mask, don't cover it.
    Your size isn't a book, don't judge it.
    Your life is not a film, don't end it.
    Your story is an inspiration, be proud of it.♥

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    WHEN I GET SAD
    I TEND TO GET REALLY REALLY QUIET
    MAYBE,
    A WORD OR TWO COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH
    BUT THAT'S IT
    THE SILENCE LETS ME THINK OF MY MISTAKES
    AND JUST KILLS ME ON THE INSIDE

  17. Flossyx Flossyx
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Okay so i saw a quote like this and thought it was amazing but it only got 7 faves:
    "WARNING - Before you make that first cut remember: You will enjoy this.
    You will find the blood and pain release addictive. Even though you think you can make a few tiny cuts that aren't deep and will heal easily, they will get deeper. They will scar. They will take sometimes months to heal. And years for the scars to fade. If you think you can limit the cutting to one area of your body, think again; it will spread when you run out of skin.
    Be prepared to withdraw from others and live in a constant state of shame. Even if you are the most honest person ever to live, you will find yourself lying to the people you love. You will jerk back from your friends when they touch you as if their hands were dipped in poison. You will be terrified that they will feel something under the cloth of your shirt or because it just plain hurts so much to be touched. Be prepared to get so out of control you fear your next cut because you don't know how bad it will be. Just wait for 10 cuts to turn into 100.
    "Be prepared for your entire life to revolve around thinking about cutting, cutting and covering up cutting. And just wait till that first time you cut "too deep." And you freak out because the blood won't stop, and you are gaping, and you feel yourself shaking all over. You are having a panic attack and you are terrified but you can't tell anyone. So you sit there alone, praying it will be ok swearing you'll never let it go this far again. But you will, and further.
    "Don't worry, you will learn how to take care of your cuts so that you can go deeper and deeper and avoid the ER. And the better you get at treating your cuts, the deeper they get. You will lie to yourself and justify it when you find yourself spending 20, 30 or 50 dollars every time you go the pharmacy. You will feel the flutter of your heartbeat every time you go to the counter to ring up your order. Butterfly strips, 3 or four different kinds of dressings, Betadine, antibiotic cream, medical tape, scar reducers. You will tap your foot impatiently, hoping the line will just move and no one will stare at you or wonder why you need all these things. And at the same time, secretly hope someone will notice; someone who is standing in line with an armful of the same supplies; someone who understands but of course that never happens.
    "Medical supplies won't be the only thing you spend all your money on. Be prepared to buy a new wardrobe; long-sleeve shirts in summer colours, bracelets, wristbands , boots, gloves, the list goes on and on. You will start looking at everyone in a different way, scanning their bodies for any signs of SI just hoping that you might meet someone like you so you don't feel so terribly alone. You won't even think about it as your eyes scan their wrists arms, hoping, just hoping, they will be like you. But they are not. You will see their clean arms and feel terribly ashamed and alone. You will start doing a lot of things alone.
    "You will always have to wash your laundry in private so know one sees the blood stains on your clothes and towels. You will always be cleaning up the blood, scrubbing your bathroom floor, wiping the blood off your keyboard. You won't be able to make it through a day without cutting.
    "Next thing you know, you are in a public bathroom somewhere breaking open a scab with a sewing needle that you keep in your wallet for emergencies. When you get really desperate anything will be a cutting tool; scissors, a car key, a needle, a paperclip, even a pen. Doesn't matter what it is if you need to cut badly enough, you will find something.
    "Say goodbye to things you took for granted. Like wearing shorts or sandals, pedicures, sleeveless tops. A normal summer day at the beach or in a swimming pool will become a far off memory for you. Get ready to itch. Because you will itch and itch, "so much you will look like you have fleas or a skin disease." You will become an expert on your body as you destroy it carefully. You will dream about cutting, you will dream about being exposed. It will haunt you day and night and take over your life. You will wish you never made that first cut because while you absolutely HATE cutting at the same time you love it and can not live with out it..."
    - Anonymous
    Then i remembered that i made a quote saying "This qoute is for louis tomlinson" and it got 100+ faves i was really proud but really guys?
    Some people spend ages on quotes and nobody reads them! so please can you go and fave this quote ^^^^

  18. SoOoSoOo SoOoSoOo
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:45am UTC
    I've been using
    this site for a
    while ..
    If your parents ever walk into your room.
    go to ( www.essaytyper.com )
    Then pretend
    to type
    .
    Instant Essay!

  19. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 10:35am UTC
    the reason high school is so difficult is because Ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

  20. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Brothers Best Friend
    Chapter 5
    “How’s this?”
    Danielle repeated again, probably for the fifth time today. We were at the dress store, and I and Danielle were trying to find some dresses. Luckily for me, I wasn’t so picky, so I picked a few simple dressed out off the first rack I laid my eyes onto. But for Danielle, it was a different story. She probably had at least ten dresses lying across her arm when I found my three, and was practically dragging Liam to the back of the store. I peeked out from behind the curtain that separated me and the rest of the store. I watched as Liam stared at Danielle with her flirty blush pink fitted dress on. Ugh.
    “Danielle you look beautiful,”
    Liam said, breathless, still staring at her. I tuned back around and looked at the dress on me, sighing. No way could I compete with her. But, it was worth a shot. I moved the curtain out of my way and stepped out towards them. When Liam laid his eyes on my black dress, he smiled.
    “Ashley that looks awesome.”
    He said, nodding up and down as he approved my dress. When Danielle looked at me, she bit her lip, clearly jealous. Lucky for me I had curves in the right places.
    “Ash, babe, you look perfect in that dress!”
    She plastered a smile on her lips, but I could see the flare of anger in her eyes.
    “I’m going to try another one.”
    Danielle turned back to Liam and leaned down to kiss his cheek. As she laid her lips on his, I watched her open her eyes and glare at me. Clearly Liam was her territory.
    “I’ll try my next one too.”
    I turned around and walked back into my changing room, taking out my next one. I picked out my next dress, which was a nice unfitted one that was something that would show off my tan legs quite nicely. I and Danielle spent the next hour trying to step up the game, choosing the best dress we thought that Liam liked. I usually wasn’t so aggressive, but something about Danielle today just made me snap. Finally, I was ready to put up a white flag in surrender.
    “I think I like this one.”
    I said, looking down at the dress I had on. It was a light purple one, and I thought it was just perfect. It wasn’t fitted, but a nice dress that flared a little at the bottom.
    “Me too, it looks great on you.”
    I was surprised how Liam couldn’t see me and Danielle practically sharpening our nails, getting ready to fight over him, but he just saw his best friend and girlfriend trying on dresses.
    “I like mine too.”
    Danielle chose a dress that was a short dress, black on top and light beige on the bottom. Of course it was short and flirty, perfect for the image she was going for. We went up to the cashier and bought them, walking out into the warm summer breeze that blew by us. We slipped on sunglasses and walked to Liam’s car, then drove out onto the street.
    “The dresses you guys picked were perfect for each of you.”
    Liam’s eyes met mine in the mirror and before I turned away, he smiled at me. I saw that Danielle reached over and set her hand on his leg, rubbing up and down. She was torturing me, and she knew it.
    “So, I’ll come over tonight at 7 ok?”
    She whispered in a sexy voice, pretending like I wouldn’t be able to hear. She kissed his cheek softly as she got out of the car, sashaying up the driveway and to the door. When we pulled back out, I hopped into the front seat.
    “Save it for tonight Payne.”
    I said, motioning over at his flushed face and tight grip on the wheel. He chuckled and as he parked into my driveway, I reached over to grab my bag. But before I noticed him trying to be a gentleman, my hand brushed his. I instantly pulled it away, like it stung. My face was red hot when he said “I got it,” grabbing my bags and getting out of the car. We walked up the driveway, my arms wrapped around my arms to keep the shivers down, which were not from the coldness. All I could see was Danielle’s face when I walked out in that dress I bought, the look of almost defeat. Liam was clearly off limits for me. Well, two could play at the game.
    Danielle Dress 1: http://www.awear.com/dresses/black-lace-cliona-bow-dress/invt/10452429black/?cmpid=linkshare&siteID=Hy3bqNL2jtQ-dDUy2fV_iJijCuNjsMEpRA
    Ashley Dress 1: http://www.reiss.com/us/womens/dresses/marion/antique-rose/?utm_source=LinkShareUS&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_campaign=Hy3bqNL2jtQ
    ...............................
    I know Danielle would never act like this, but it is how she does in this story. Hope ya'll like it(: Feedback?
    - Emma

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