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  1. Cookiemonster99 Cookiemonster99
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    admit it,
    We've all called a teacher "mom" at least once.

  2. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Surgery
    next week I have surgery for my cancer. ummm, I am pretty damn freaked out right now.

  3. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak.
    Sometimes, it just means you've
    been strong for too long.

  4. accidentalflirtation accidentalflirtation
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    if you're a teenager and you dont quote
    Mean Girls
    "you can't sit with us!"

  5. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    *me watching a scary movie.*
    Me: "Meh, it's not even scary."
    T.V: "Based on a true story."
    Me: "HOLY FLUBBERNUGGETS! LOCK
    THE DOORS! LOCK THE DOOORRRSSS!" \(*o*)/

  6. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    You can't just do that.
    You can't just come into my life,
    Send me good morning and good night texts every day,
    Have my back,
    Listen to all my problems,
    Make me feel like everything in my life is okay for once,
    Make me feel like I mattered,
    And then just stop,
    Act like it never happened,
    Like I never happened.
    You can't just do that.
    *not mine, just wanted to save it

  7. Fizzy_Monster Fizzy_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Remember those
    time's when we were
    younger and we tried
    to insult each other
    by saying...
    "Your not coming to
    my birthday anymore!""2"

  8. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    The prettiest smiles
    hide the deepest secrets.
    The prettiest eyes
    have cried the most tears.
    The kindest hearts
    have felt the most pain.
    Format Credit: USMarineCorps2013

  9. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Does February March?
    No, but April May.

  10. DenaAnn DenaAnn
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Me after 30 seconds of running:
    I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

  11. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Musicals would be 10x better
    If there was one character
    Who was just really scared and confused
    Because everyone was singing
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    format by ; lovebywhisper

  12. ge0rgi4 ge0rgi4
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    which smile is fake?
    ☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺
    ☺☺☺☺
    oh that's right, you can't tell.
    depression isn't that easy to spot

  13. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    *Today In Class*
    Teacher: No girls are allowed to room with boys on the trip
    Class: *Groans*
    *Kid raises hand*
    Teacher: Yes?
    Kid: Well, what if we're gay?
    Class: *Laughs*
    Teacher: Doesn't matter. Let me put it this way: We are going on the trip with 100 kids. We don't want to come back with 101.
    This was hilarious. Hahaha (:

  14. misslaughes misslaughes
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, But nobody crosses Chuck Norris and Lives.

  15. FollowYourHeart33 FollowYourHeart33
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    So, I have another cute story with this menally Ill kid I never gave out his name but his name is Brendan.
    Me at the homecoming football game of course were losing
    Me *see's brendan walking around by himself* So I go up to him " Hey buddy, can I ask you something
    Brendan- Sure go ahead
    Me " Why were you so upset at lunch
    Brendan- " Because everyone calls me a freak and says I'm weird and that I have no friends
    Me. " Thats not true Brendan the people who say that just want to bring you down I want you to know I'm your friend
    Brendan Really!!? Yay! so you don't mind if I hangout with you
    Me. No of course not
    Brendan Can I get a picture with my new friend
    Me of course
    Brendan I want to be a photographer when I grow up
    Me I thought you wanted to take over the world?
    Brendan I did then I made friends
    Seriously the nicest thngs are the greatest things

  16. ejackulation ejackulation
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    the amount of people that
    support you doesn't matter.
    once someone cares about you, that's what matters.
    remember - quality, not quantity.

  17. BeautyMagic BeautyMagic
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Those who dont believe in magic, will never find it......


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. BeautyMagic BeautyMagic
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Stand up for what you believe in even if it means standing alone.

  20. Barf_A_Rainbow Barf_A_Rainbow
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    >>If you wish for
    a life without pain,
    you'll never see the beauty of a
    RAINBOW
    after the rain.<<
    -Unknown <3

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