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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

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fungirl
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC

An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
*Face Drops*
"Oh hey mom..."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

when you get to that part of a
book where the title suddenly just
makes sense
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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sooky234
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January 10, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I typed f/ck in a comment but forgot to slash the U.
Steve changed it to fetch.
Steve just made fetch happen.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC

So let’s say that theoretically
I really like you,
and theoretically even though it sounds
moronically cliche and overused,
you give me butterflies
and just for kicks, lets add that all in theory of course
you may be one of the most wonderful people
I have ever met,
and hypothetically…
my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
Do you think that you would supposedly
and in the most theoretical sense
feel the same way?

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 2:56pm UTC

i make weird faces in photos because
it's better to look ugly on purpose.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 3:42pm UTC

I wish you could reach inside yourself
and rip your feelings out
so you could put them on a table and
just point and be like
“Look this is how I feel
This is what I’m trying to say”
because for the first time in my life
I feel utterly restricted by words
and I’m sure a lot of other people do as well..

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I want a boy
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who will wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends.
Who treats me with respect.
Who will call me at 4 in the morning
and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
Who could break my heart,
but wouldn’t even dream of it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:33pm UTC

two deer walk out of a gay bar,
one turns to the other and says, "man, i can't believe i blew thirty bucks in there."

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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bella5296
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January 13, 2013 11:16pm UTC

Because I'm not the kind of girl guys fall in love with.
I'm not the kind of girl guys want to hang out with.
I'm not the kind of girl guys want to talk to.
I'm not the kind of girl guys notice.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:55pm UTC

I’m not perfect.
I’m never going to be the prettiest one in the room.
Not everyone likes me.
I don’t have guys all over me.
I have breakouts.
I eat snacks after 7 pm.
I forget to do my homework.
I don’t always get straight A’s.
I don’t get a million text messages a day.
I like guys who don’t like me back.
I over-analyze things.
I’m sarcastic.
I sometimes offend people by mistake.
I don’t know all the answers.
But perfect isn’t everything,
and it doesn’t mean I don’t need someone
to love me for my flaws.
I’m me

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Coast2Coast
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:45pm UTC

When my brother is singing in the shower
Me: *hears him singing*
Me: Will you quit singing?
Brother: What
Me: QUIT SINGING IT'S LAME
Brother: WOMAN
Brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
Brother: MY BALLS
Brother: AND MY SOUL
nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:21pm UTC

BOOK HANGOVER; adjective
the inability to start a new book because you're still living in the last book's world.

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*
True story

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