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  1. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    My Best friend Has an amazing realationship
    Im just sitting in the background
    Eating popcorn, watching there romance, And Acting like a weirdo...
    Yupp Thats how it goes

  2. smitttty_29 smitttty_29
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    30 ways to make a girl smile
    1. tell her shes beautiful, not hot of fine
    2. hold her at any moment you can
    3. kiss her on her forehead
    4.leave her voice mails to wake up to
    5. when she's upset, hold her tight and don't let her go
    6. reconize the small things; they usually mean the most
    7. call her sweetie, not baby
    8. sing to her no matter how horrible your vioce is
    9. pick her over all of the girls you hang with
    10. write her notes
    11. introduce her to your family, and friends as your girlfriend
    12. play with her hair and if it smells good, tell her
    13. pick her up, tickle her, and play wrestle with her.
    14.pick her up and act like your going to drop her she will scream and yell let her down
    even though she loves it
    15. tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, ok just tell her jokes
    16. throw pebbles at her window at night just cause you miss her
    17. let her fall asleep in your arms
    18. carve your names into a tree
    19. if shes mad, kiss her
    20. give her piggy back rides
    21.bring her flowers just because
    22. treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone
    23. let her take as many pictures as she wants
    24. slow dance with her evem if there isn't any music playing
    25. kiss her in the rain
    26.take long walks with her
    27. wait outside in the pouring rain to surprise her when she gets home
    28. when she's ill stay by her bedside
    29. play fight with her and let her win
    30 and most importantly if you love her, tell her

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    Kris was born in Dubuque, Iowa. Her mother passed away from lukeimia when she was around 13. Her brother committed suicide when she was a young age, also.. Her father remarried. She went to a Catholic school all her life. After graduating, she attended college and decided that it wasn't for her.
    She was a waitress for about a year and then joined the Air Force. She was stationed in Witchita, Kansas where she met a man named Ted. They were married on November 14, when they were both 21. Because they were both in the Air Force, they moved to Okinawa, Japan, Sacramento, California, and Abilene, Texas. She left the Air Force while living in Texas.
    When in Abilene, after having tried for years, the couple finally concieved twins. At 7 months pregnant, Kris became very sick, most likely having pnemonia. At 7 months her water broke early and they feared she may die in labor, she was even read her last rights. Luckily, she gave birh to a son and daughter who, after extensive medical treatment, became healthy children.
    The family moved to Eagle River, Alaska. After two or three years of living there, Ted had to leave to go to Italy because of the Kosovo War. After a couple weeks of taking care of two toddlers by herself, Kris went down to Leominster, Massachusetts to stay with her in-laws. They day before the three left, however, her daughter stopped breathing and she was rushed to the hospital. The girl was fine after treatment and the family left as planned.
    About a year or two after Ted returned, he was stationed in New Jersey. There, after having served 21 years in the military, he retired. After Kris recieved a job offer in Oro Valley, Arizona. After two years of living there, the couple decided to move to Massachusetts so their children could know at least one side of the family.
    The family has been living there ever since. Every day, Kris selflessly helps her children through everything, even if they don't make things the easiest on her.
    Happy Mothers Day. I love you mom.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    why can't i lose weight easily
    i mean i lose everything else without a problem


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  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
    she's perfect. all the guys love her,
    and you're just you.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    I either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all.
    There is literally nothing in between.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    I want to grow up. Not because I hate my parents or want to get out of
    my home, but because I want the freedom to do tiny things like decide what furniture goes in my house, what color the walls are, and if I should go out at night rather than stay in doing work. For once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while I'm cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who I am through little details.

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    guys
    today i was home alone and these builder people came to fix the floor and they knocked on the door and i thought they were my parents
    guess who opened the door wearing a sherlock t-shirt and underwear
    guess who said "oh god it's a pants situation" and ran back to her room
    (if you guessed me, you'd be right.)

  10. YouthInRetrospect YouthInRetrospect
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    Sad little girl,
    show me your smile.
    Show me the scars
    you've had for a while.
    Sad pretty girl,
    let me take your bottle,
    let me drink away all your problems,
    at least for a little while.
    Sad fragile girl,
    show me your ways.
    Put on some laughter,
    I'll give you better days.
    Sad precious girl,
    I can show you the world.
    You always seem happy
    for a sad little girl.

  11. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 3:48am UTC
    she's strong
    because she [knows] what it's like to be weak.
    she keeps her guard up.
    b e c a u s e s h e k n o w s w h a t i t ' s l i k e
    to
    cry
    herself
    to
    sleep.
    nmq/saw it and loved it

  12. Jannettiera_2 Jannettiera_2
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Surgery Tomorrow <\3
    Its For My Heart,
    Its Unhealthy
    Because Of My Smoking And My Epilepsy,
    If I Survive And Well,
    Im Aloud Home On The 28th.
    Im Writing This To Tell You I Love You And Goodbye
    For If I Die.
    Take Care Baby <3
    I Will Always Love You No Matter What <3
    Love,
    Jannettiera April Furtel
    x


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    I think
    the reason why so many people are unhappy
    is because they are waiting for a time
    when everything is perfect.
    They are waiting for a day
    when they wake up and everything clicks,
    where nothing is going wrong.
    That day won't ever come.
    There will always be suffering,
    things will always be going wrong.
    That isn’t a reason to be upset.
    You don’t wait for all the suffering to be gone,
    you find happiness through the suffering.


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  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Joking around is cool. I for one joke around all the time.
    But, there is a fine, fine line between joking around, and bullying. Learn the difference, and think before you act. Don't be a bully.

  18. daydreamingirl94 daydreamingirl94
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2004 5:27pm UTC
    I know he isn't perfect but he tries so hard for me I thank God that he isn't 'cause how boring would that be It's the little imperfections it's the sudden change of plans When he misreads the directions and we're lost but holding hands Yeah, I live for *LiTtLe MoMenTs* like that
    *LS

  19. oxvballbabiox oxvballbabiox
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2004 5:50pm UTC
    *50 things that make u smile & Facts of Life BABY!!
    1 Falling in love
    2 Laughing so hard ur face hurts
    3 A hot shower
    4 No lines at the supermarket
    5 A special glance
    6 Getting mail
    7 Taking a drive on a pretty road
    8 Hearing ur favorite song on the radio
    9 Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
    10 Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
    11 Finding the sweater u want on sale for half price
    12 Chocolate milkshake
    13 A long distance phone call
    14 A bubble bath
    15 Giggling
    16 A good conversation
    17 The beach
    18 Finding a 20 page note in ur coat from last winter
    19 Laughing at yourself
    20 Midnight phone calls that last for hours
    21 Running through sprinklers
    22 Laughing for absolutely no reason at all
    23 Having someone tell u that you're beautiful
    24 Laughing at an inside joke
    25 Friends
    26 Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about u
    27 Waking up and realizing u still have a few hours left to sleep
    28 Your first kiss
    29 Making new friends
    30 Playing with a new puppy
    31 Someone playing with ur hair
    32 Sweet dreams
    33 Hot chocolate
    34 Road trips with friends
    35 Swinging on swings
    36 Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree
    37 Song lyrics printed inside ur new CD so you can sing along
    w/o feeling stupid
    38 Going to a really good concert
    39 Making eye contact with a cute stranger
    40 Winning a really competitive game
    41 Making chocolate chip cookies
    42 Having your friends send u home-made cookies
    43 Spending time with close friends
    44 Seeing ur friends smile
    45 Holding hands with someone u care about
    46 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things never change
    47 Riding the best roller coasters over and over
    48 Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a present from u
    49 Watching the sunrise
    50 Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
    does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.

:)

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