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October 29, 2013 6:47pm UTC

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You could make the weakest person strong, and the strongest person weak.
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jordie100
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October 28, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Its Funny how when your Dead People start listening

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jordie100
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March 17, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own life anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like "maybe we should be just friends" turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

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jordie100
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March 12, 2013 2:27pm UTC

When you turn 18:
Parents:Do this.
You:Dobby has no master.Dobby is a free elf.

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jordie100
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February 3, 2013 1:03pm UTC

me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
*takes photo*
me: oh thats why

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jordie100
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February 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC

if you dont treat her right..
dont get mad when someone else does♥..

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jordie100
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February 24, 2012 10:38pm UTC

Leaving one headphone in
Even when theres nothing on ♥
Fave if you do to

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jordie100
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February 22, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Dear person sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test...
Sincerely, joke's on you, I didn't study either

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jordie100
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February 21, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Say this fast:
I M 2 6 C 4 U
fave if you get it (;

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jordie100
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February 19, 2012 10:28pm UTC

The Suite life of Zack and Cody
Carey: Cody, don't you have something to say to your brother?
Cody: I'm sorry i flicked flour in your face.
Carey: Zack?
Zack: I'm sorry you're my brother.

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jordie100
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February 17, 2012 9:38pm UTC

No matter what happens, you'll always have a special place in my heart.

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jordie100
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February 16, 2012 10:37pm UTC

that moment when you finish an awesome movie
and you have to face the reality of your boring life.

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jordie100
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February 15, 2012 9:54pm UTC

It's not a purse, it's a satchel.
Indiana Jones has one.

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jordie100
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February 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Halloween
7 years old: Dressing up is SO MUCH FUNNN!!
10 years old: Psch, trick-or-treating is lame -__-
13 years old: Heck yes, Imma be a power ranger!

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jordie100
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February 8, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Damn your short.
So is your d*ck.
B*tch...
I don't see your mom anywhere (:

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jordie100
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February 5, 2012 10:14pm UTC

dear school,
why do you even try to compete? i teach better than you ever could!
sincerely, google.
♥

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jordie100
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February 2, 2012 10:47pm UTC

How the
*dolphin noise*
are ya? (:
-spongebob

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jordie100
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February 1, 2012 9:54pm UTC

one day, i'll marry you.

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jordie100
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January 31, 2012 10:29pm UTC

once upon a time I was falling in love,
but now I'm only falling apart.

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jordie100
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January 24, 2012 11:17pm UTC

boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this
boy: what
me: was it my mom
boy: no i think you're rea-
me: DAMNIT MOM
boy: i don't understa-
me: how much did she pay you

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