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  1. Mysteryman5318008 Mysteryman5318008
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    Try not to become a person of success but a person of value.

  2. _Gabriella_ _Gabriella_
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    ♦ <3 ♦♦ <3 ♦♦ <3 ♦
    That awesome
    moment when you look at your crush;
    •º .but hes already staring. •º
    ♦ <3 ♦♦ <3 ♦♦ <3 ♦

  3. angelika4 angelika4
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    H o m e w o r k=
    half of my energy wasted on random kowledge

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Facebook
    So you no longer have to drive 20 miles out of your way to stalk the guy you love.

  5. _torn _torn
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    You are what you eat?
    Well, i'd rather be a cupcake
    Than a freakin carrot.
    nmf/nmq


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. xobaybabyox14 xobaybabyox14
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    My sister yelling downstairs to my brother.
    Sister: Do we have and milk?
    Brother: What?
    Sister: Do we have any MILK?
    Brother: Mail?
    Sister Milk!
    Brother: Pills?
    Sister: MILK!
    Brother: What?
    Sister: The stuff that comes from cows!
    Brother: Oh... no..

  8. Apirl Apirl
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    She paints a pretty picture
    but this one has a twist..
    her paintbrush is a razor and canvas is her wrist.

  9. TheSunWillAlwaysShine TheSunWillAlwaysShine
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    That moment when you don't know who you are anymore.

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    f∞d.

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Do You Realize You Look Like A Complete Idiot When You Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence, Because It's Not Cool, It's Stupid.

  12. _lifeisamazing _lifeisamazing
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Boys should learn a lesson from Mario ;
    no matter how far away your princess is
    chase her.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    IMAGINE
    A MIRROR
    THAT COULD
    REVEAL YOUR
    PERSONALITY,
    WOULD YOU
    DARE LOOK?

  14. JustinDPN JustinDPN
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    But, you pinky promised!

  15. xxinspirationxx xxinspirationxx
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    You are annoying sometimes,
    You are rude sometimes,
    you make me cry sometimes,
    But I will always not sometimes , always love you.

  16. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    When you get in trouble
    from laughing too hard, is the only time it's worth getting in trouble

  17. SkyGhostGuitar20 SkyGhostGuitar20
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Personally?
    i don't think I'm ugly, i'm just not that pretty.
    & i don't think i'm fat, i'm just not as skinny as i want to be.

  18. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    I don't know where I stand with you or how much I mean to you.
    All I know is that everytime I see you, all I want to do is be with you.

  19. BethPress BethPress
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Have you ever had one of those days
    where you hate the world?
    And anything that happens,
    even dropping your pen,
    makes you wanna break down and cry.

  20. mooselinaturtle mooselinaturtle
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    I didn't see anyone
    important today
    so I'll wear these same clothes tomorrow.

:)

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