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BravoSierra
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April 4, 2013 12:50pm UTC

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At least one thing is attracted to me.
Gravity.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:34pm UTC

plot twist: a guy on witty pretends to be a girl

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 1:21pm UTC

why
can't phones charge themselves its 2013
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 2:25pm UTC

We are all guilty
of saving old messages from someone
who became really special in our lives
and going to familiar places
that gives us that small twinge in our hearts
and smiles on our faces.
It’s one of the most bittersweet feelings ever
because every time that person crosses our minds,
we remember the instances when
we were happy and complete.

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC

someone called me fat today at school because
i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Sometimes when you're young, you think nothing can hurt you. It's like being invincible. Your whole life is ahead of you, and you have big plans. Big plans. To find your perfect match. The one that complete's you. But as you get older, you realize it's not always that easy. It's not until the end of your life that you realize how the plans made were simply plans. At the end, when you're looking back instead of forward, you want to believe that you made the most of what life gave you. You want to believe that you're leaving something good behing. You want it all to have mattered.
-One Tree Hill

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Every night,
someone falls asleep thinking about you.
They toss and turn all night because they hate
the fact that the pillow they’re hugging isn’t you.
They want to be with you right this second,
but you’re clueless about the whole situation.
Playing these little scenarios in their head
hoping that it will actually happen
the next time they see you.
That sweet voice of yours
is the only thing they wish to fall asleep to
but they have this mindset
that you’re too good for them.
Your smile is carved into their memory
and they see it every time they shut their eyes,
trying to go to sleep.
Then they quickly open it again in hopes
that you will be by their side this time.
And the only thing they want to know is
if you’re thinking about them too.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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allyluvu
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Todays some a//hole on
my bus decided that
it would be hilarious to take this boys shoe and start throwing it around. The bus driver got really angry and threw it into that little thing under the bus where you put your bags (I don't know what it's called.) You see, the bus driver thought the shoe belonged to the a//hole. The boy who's shoe was stolen (let's call him Bill) shouted out "Stop the bus!" and ran up to the bus driver so he could retrieve his shoe. The bus driver told Bill to sit at the top of the bus. Bill is my one of my best friends' brother. He is bullied constantly. My friend moved further down the bus, to hide the fact that she was crying from her brother. I moved down to sit beside her and she explained the situation. Her brother has Autism and other mental and physical disabilities. He was threatened numerous times. Someone even put a lighter to his face and threatened to kill him.Bill thought they were being nice to him. Their parents have no idea about this. From where we were sitting, we could here the people who had been making fun of Bill, laughing and joking about him. My friend started crying when they said a particularly nasty comment.
And then, the quietest girl on our bus stood up, turned around to face them and shouted; "Shut the f//k up you f//king a//holes."
The people who had been mean to Bill just stared at her, completely stunned. My friend started crying because she was so grateful. Other people on the bus started to agree with her and started shouting at the a//holes.
Guess what Witty?
That girl?
Was me...

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Box of chocolates: $10
Flowers: $20
Dinner and a movie: $40
Keeping your $70 on Valentine's day because you're single: Priceless

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SomeRandomDude
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 6:42pm UTC

If someone came up to you and handed you a book, and you started reading it and realized it was a book about your entire life, would you read it until the end?
NMQ

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC

i believe in equality.
if we have a five day week of school, we should have five day weekends as well.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 5:50pm UTC

Most 6th graders on Witty: Guise the kid i lyke asked me out!!11!1!11 Hes mi bf now. I luv him <3
Most 7th graders on Witty: I think he knows I like him!! Help me? My life is over!!
Most 8th graders on Witty: Ugh forever alonneee
Most 9th graders on Witty: Maybe I should just marry food?
Most 10th graders on Witty: I really like someone, but he'll never like me back so I'm not saying anything.
Most 11th graders on Witty: If you want to talk about guys problems get off this site.
Most 12th graders/older on Witty: Guys your day will come one day. No need to stress about it now; you have your whole llife ahead of you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 3:54pm UTC

went to my old coach's funeral today.
i leaned over his casket and said, "walk it off you little b/tch."

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phee
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 3:40pm UTC

me: hey remember that time when...
*mum comes in*
me: ...i'll tell you later

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:47pm UTC

My dad: *Screaming from across the house* ARE YOU WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?!
Me: No.
Dad: WHAT?!
Me: NO I AM NOT WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL
Dad: *Walks into my room* You don't have to yell, gosh. Why aren't you watching it?
Me: My team didn't make it and I have better things to do
Dad: So what are you watching?
Me: High School Musical
Dad: Aren't you a little old for that?
Me: No, I'm never to old to watch Zac Efron sing and dance.
Me: He's hot.
Dad: Yeah, he is.
Me: Dude, you're old.
Me: And married..
Dad: I'm just kidding. I was hotter than him. I was smokin' hot, I had babes all over me.
Me: Sure.
Dad: Seriously, he's uglaaay
Me: No!
Me: Get out, you are not my father.
Me: Zac Efron please come join me in my room, hot stuff.
Dad:
Me:
Dad: You are so weird and I'm missing the game. Buh-bye. *Walks out*
Dad: *Pokes head back in* I was still smokin' hot. Ask your mom

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.

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