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  1. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Save me from being confused.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    I was sitting in my marketing class and all of a sudden a kid in my class took a gallon of water out of his backpack like what even how do you even keep that in your back pack?

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 2:40am UTC
    ok "mom" if that's your real name

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    if you guys came over to my house unexpectedly,
    there's a good chance that I will either be sleeping, eating, watching tv, or all three of those at the same time.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Sitting here thinking, one day I'm not going to school tomorrow.
    One day I'm not going to be able to see my friends every single
    day anymore. One day we're all going to grow old and forget about
    half of the people we spent the first 18 years of our life with. One
    day some people are going to move far away. One day my best friend
    and I aren't going to talk every day like we used to. One day our young
    loves won't be around anymore. one day life won't be this easy.
    one day all my favorite bands and musicians won't be making
    music anymore. One day all the things that made me happy when i
    was young won't exist. one day I'll forget about the amazing times I had
    with my friends. One day I'm going to be too old to do the things I loved
    to do. One day my life will change. I say I want to grow up so much,
    one day I'm going to regret it. Truthfully, I'm so scared.

  7. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Bucket List:
    1. Start bucket list
    2. Check off first point
    3. Realize you've already done two things on list
    4. Feel proud of yourself
    5. Reward yourself with icecream (in process)

  8. Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Someone create me a word
    for this awful feeling that 'I miss you' is in no way enough for what I feel.
    Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl

  9. ParticipationAward* ParticipationAward*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    If you ever feel like your too awkward when your trying to flirt with someone just remember that one time a guy told me "you know your'e a really pretty girl." and what did I say? "Thanks you are too."
    Thanks you are too.
    YOU ARE TOO.
    PRETTY GIRL.
    YOU ARE TOO.
    I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS ALSO A REALLY PRETTY GIRL.

  10. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. jaxphillips jaxphillips
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    My friends: OMG, you're so hot! How
    are you single!?
    My crush: Get outta my way, you
    demented potato.

  13. julia* julia*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Show me how to lie,
    YOU'RE GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME. [x][x][x]

  14. directioner16 directioner16
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    B*tches be like:
    "I hate my parents! All I got for Christmas was an iPad, BEATS, Porche, and Designer Clothes"
    I'm just here like:
    "YES! I got fuzzy socks"

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    What did Earth say to the other planets?
    "Wow. You guys have no life."
    *Bud dum tss*

  16. Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    I love my granny
    But when I see her I just see how bad she's getting. How bad her dementia is. She didn't remember opening a present after 5 minutes. She forgot my name last week. All those little things were what made me break down and cry for five minutes just alone in my room.I miss her. &she hasn't even gone anywhere.
    Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl

  17. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    If my love life was a genre
    it would be comedy.
    nmf

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    liking someones comment on facebook
    to let the other person know that the conversation is over.
    this is my 3,000 quote.
    and i just have to say thank you.
    thank you all for getting me this far.

  19. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Why does Ariel wear Sea-Shells?
    because she couldn't fit in the D-shells

  20. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I force my dog to watch
    animal abuse commercials,
    J u s t s o h e k n o w s h o w g o o d h e h a s i t .
    nmf

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