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1. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 7:31pm UTC
   Hey, don't get hit by as bus,
   or do, whatever.
   ♥
   nmq
   
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2. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   Him:Suck my dick.
   Her: Personalities can't be sucked.
   nmf/nmq
   
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3. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 2:23pm UTC
   YOUR VOICE
   MAKES ME WANT TO HURL!
   
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4. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC
   Reasons why horror movies annoy me.
   B•tches be running around in heels.
   When something scary happens they split up.
   They scream when they are hiding.
   They always manage to trip.
   The scary guy is walking while the main character is running, yet the bad guy is always faster.
   B•tches be dumb.
   -Tumblr
   
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5. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 11:48pm UTC
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6. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 11:54pm UTC
   Hello fellas, here I am.
   |||||||||||||||||||||||| put your American sausage in my English mcmuffin.
   - Bridesmaids ♥
   nmf
   
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7. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.
   n m q
   
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8. marie1616
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 1:56pm UTC
   You like music? I like music too!
   So I think this means we should makeout ♥
   DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings
   
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9. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2012 1:06pm UTC
   Vampire: *Bites guy* Any last words?
   Guy: I have AIDS.
   
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10. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    You're too gorgeous to be single.
    Really? You're too ugly to be flirting with me.
    
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12. marie1616
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I hope you're not allergic to nuts,
    'cause I'm going to kick yours up into your throat.
    nmf/nmq
    
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13. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    That awkward moment
    When I don't care that it's Justin Bieber's birthday.
    
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15. yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    my mom + my dad - condom =
    greatest person alive.
    
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16. marie1616
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:36am UTC
    Oh, I've missed you so much, I feel
    like it's been forever since I've held
    you in my arms, it's so good to have
    you back..Beef Jerky ♥
    
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17. marie1616
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Dear Lord ,
    Please grant me the ability to punch people in the face, over the internet.
    nmf/nmq
    
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18. marie1616
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    *Waves wand*
    Off with your clothes!
    nmf/nmq
    
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19. marie1616
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    nmf
    Shes the type of
    Girl that lives on her knees.
    
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20. hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    I hate when people
    look through my ipod and phone.
    I'm always afraid that they will find something embaressing in it.
    my quote, NMF
    
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