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Hey everyone I'm jake and Im 17
yes I am a guy my friend Kimmy showed this website
and told me I should give it a chance, so thats what im doing i hope this
can help me understand girls better, I'm not gunna be like "yeah Im a great guy who treats girls
completey great ands never a douch" because then i'd be lying yes i can be a dick but im not usually like that
comment/follow/fav
Bye pretty girls
<3

jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 12:20pm UTC

Girls think that guys are douche bags because of how we act but its not ok for guys to think girls are B****** for the way they act? Double standards are stupid.

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 12:14pm UTC

I'm in love with her,
she's in love with him.
Why can't she see that she's all I want.

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 11:29pm UTC

Hold you're cursor over this quote ladies (:
h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 12:44pm UTC

Yo.
I'ma dude,
You girls can be seriously depressing.

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 11:34pm UTC

Spell your name and see what it means;
a: hot b: loves people c: good kisser d: makes people laugh e: has gorgeous eyes f: really wild and crazy, adore you g: very outgoing h:easy to fall in love with i: loves to laugh and smile j: is really sweet k: really silly l: smile to die for m: makes dating fun n: loving and caring o: has one of the best personalities ever p: popular with all types of people q: hyperactive r: good boyfriend or girlfriend s: cute t: very good kisser u: textaholic v: not judgmental w: very broad minded x: never let people tell you what to do y: is loved by everyone z: can be sweet and funny at times
J: Is really sweet
A:Hot
K:Really silly
E: Has goregous eyes.

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 3:00pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 9, 2011 11:18am UTC

This girl is amazing :)

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 12:08am UTC

Follow 4 a Follow?
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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 2:09am UTC

Not even MW3 would keep me from you
♥

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 2:07am UTC

RIOTS
not
DIETS

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 2:05am UTC

Me: I wanna kiss you
Her: Go ahead I won't stop you.
Greatest words ever spoken. Day.Made

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 2:02am UTC

Family guy :)

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 1:59am UTC

I'm the type of guy who:
Don't care if you're boobs are huge as long as you're heart is.
Dont care if you're skinny/ chubby/fat as long as you're personality is awesome.
Don't care if you're short or tall as long as you give nice hugs
Don't care if you're teeth aren't straight or if you wear braces.
Don't care if you have some acne.. We've all had it at some point
I like girls who are real and aren't afraid to show that.

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 1:54am UTC

Guy’s can have there hearts broken to.
We just don’t like to seem weak so we don’t show it,
But it don’t mean it hasn’t happened.

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 1:52am UTC

Girls who have a really strong purfume smell are the best :)

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 1:51am UTC

Who the hell is BrandonCyrus?

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jakethefuckinggreat
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 12:20am UTC

Hey witty girls
Yes Imma guy
I'm new
do you think
maybe you could
follow me ?
comment?
Bye beautifuls ...........♥
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