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  1. CountryLyrics CountryLyrics
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 8:23am UTC
    MY EYES ARE THE ONLY THING
    i don't want to take off you. ♥♥♥
    format credit: MissAnna

  2. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 7:43am UTC
    "Three words:
    I LOVE WITTY!"

  3. MissyLizzie MissyLizzie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2014 7:07am UTC
    Easter
    Also known as National Get Fat for Jesus day.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT
    “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY F-CKING ANSWER”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC
    The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    *texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

  11. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    GUYS BE LIKE: LETS PLAY 21 QUESTIONS
    GIRL: OK WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
    GUY: TRIANGLE, ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

  12. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 2:46pm UTC
    We can stick anything into the fog
    and make it look like a ghost
    but tonight
    let us not become tragedies.
    We are not funeral homes
    with propane tanks in our windows,
    lookin’ like cemeteries.
    Cemeteries are just the Earth’s way of not letting go.
    Let go.
    Tonight
    let’s turn our silly wrists so far backwards
    the razor blades in our pencil tips
    can’t get a good angle on all that beauty inside.
    Step into this
    with your airplane parts.
    Move forward
    and repeat after me with your heart:
    “I no longer need you to f*ck me as hard as I hated myself.”
    Make love to me
    like you know I am better
    than the worst thing I ever did.
    Go slow.
    I’m new to this.
    But I have seen nearly every city from a rooftop
    without jumping.
    I have realized
    that the moon
    did not have to be full for us to love it,
    that we are not tragedies
    stranded here beneath it,
    that if my heart
    really broke
    every time I fell from love
    I’d be able to offer you confetti by now.
    But hearts don’t break,
    y’all,
    they bruise and get better.
    We were never tragedies.
    We were emergencies.
    You call 9 – 1 – 1.
    Tell them I’m having a fantastic time.

  13. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’
    He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’
    He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to f*ck.’
    He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’
    I ask ‘When was your first time?’
    He says ‘I was 12’
    He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’
    I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands.
    He says ‘She was older than me.’
    I ask ‘How old?’
    And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’
    He licks his lips.
    I ask again ‘How old?’
    He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’
    I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face.
    I ask again ‘How old?’
    He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’
    I think of my mothers faced lined with her bad choices in men.
    He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this sh*t, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’
    I think of my cousin’s circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down.
    He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’
    I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’
    He says ’34.’
    He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 11:07am UTC
    mother: Beauty is pain
    me: does that mean your only beautiful because you gave birth to me?

  16. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    Or you could shut up.
    I like that option.

  17. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2014 10:12pm UTC
    I fall in love with netflix every time
    they add a show I've been waiting
    for them to add for years now. this
    is how pathetic my life has gotten.
    I'm pretty okay with it.

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 12:12pm UTC
    *with family for 5 minutes* me: *highly annoyed*
    sister: *breathes* me: shut the f.uck up.

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    If auto correct can change "obama" to "Obama",
    then it should change "god" to "God".

  20. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    I have been on book strike
    ever since I read the ending of The Fault In Our Stars
    I haven't read in months, because I am forever sobbing over it

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