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insecuritiesarelife
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November 4, 2013 4:59pm UTC

my grandfather used to say:
"eat your broccoli (toilet brush) or else itll come out of your ears!"
it scared the living ish out of me

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 3, 2013 5:59pm UTC

Doesn't every straight girl have a girl crush?

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 3, 2013 5:04pm UTC

HI!!!!!!

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 3, 2013 4:45pm UTC

0.0

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC

step up ya game

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 3, 2013 4:26pm UTC

act like a lady think like a ninja

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 3, 2013 4:24pm UTC

mama always said nice guys finish last honey take the cash

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 1, 2013 6:45pm UTC

Have you ever...
[X] Kissed someone before dating
[X] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:3
[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[X]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 8
[X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[X] Text people during class
[X] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[X] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 16
[X] Took pictures during school hours
[X] Called someone during school hours
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:19
[] Threw something at the teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission
[X] Broke the dress code
[X] Failed a class
[X] Ate food during class
Total so far: 24
[X] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 26
[X] Faked your parents signature
[X] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[X] Copied homework
[X] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 31
Multiply by 3 for a total.
I have screwed up _93%_ of my teenage life.

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insecuritiesarelife
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November 1, 2013 6:25pm UTC

"Maybe when I get hypothermia my mom will turn on the heat"

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 31, 2013 9:29pm UTC

For the last time I am trusting you, DON't make me regret it"
-Emz to Mr. Mathis

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 31, 2013 9:18pm UTC

So how ARE you sweetheart? how was school? are you feeling ok? what else? oh darling ok well saffgfgabcd"
...
"Yeah! OK! COOL!"
_----_

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 31, 2013 9:05pm UTC

trick or treat. . .

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 30, 2013 8:52pm UTC

"I set fire to the rain ~Adele"
"that's scientificially impossible"

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 30, 2013 4:34pm UTC

The baseball field is for throwing/catching.
The basketball court is for bouncing balls
The soccer field is for kicking it
So... it's time for school!!!!!!!
STFU

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 29, 2013 7:54pm UTC

It's not always rainbows and butterflies it's compromise that moves us along

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 28, 2013 7:25pm UTC

i believe it was a tuesday when joe jonas caught her eye he caught on to something she held on to the night he looked her in the eye and said "you loved me"

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 28, 2013 7:22pm UTC

I just want to stay...

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 27, 2013 8:43pm UTC

the ONE TIME I want to go to school my parents say I have to stay home
who needs edu-mcation

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 27, 2013 1:32pm UTC

some of the smartest people I know are
blonde

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 26, 2013 11:42am UTC

I am looking for a bite to eat

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