Have you ever...
[X] Kissed someone before dating
[X] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far:3

[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[X] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[X] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it
[X]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 8

[X] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[X] Text people during class 
[X] Passed notes
[X] Threw stuff across the room
[X] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 16

[X] Took pictures during school hours
[X] Called someone during school hours
[X] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:19

[] Threw something at the teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission
[X] Broke the dress code
[X] Failed a class
[X] Ate food during class
Total so far: 24

[X] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[X] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 26

[X] Faked your parents signature
[X] Slept in class
[X] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[X] Copied homework
[X] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 31
Multiply by 3 for a total.

I have screwed up _93%_ of my teenage life.