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1. indieprincess
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
   (from www.datehookup.com/Thread-359100.htm)
   Dear Mrs. S*****,
   Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. S*****, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
   1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
   2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
   3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
   4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
   5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
   6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
   7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
   8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called..
   9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
   10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
   11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
   12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
   13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
   14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
   And last, but not least:
   15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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   Hope this made you laugh as it did me.
   
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2. indieprincess
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 2:40pm UTC
   Start of sophmore year:
   broken arm, only one of my friends with a bf, wicked happy
   Half way through sophmore year:
   heartbroken after being dumped,only of friends without a bf
   And now I'm going into a "downwards spiral"
   
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3. indieprincess
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 2:53pm UTC
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   A dream is a wish your heart makes
   -Cinderella
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   *nmf
   
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4. indieprincess
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   November 7, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   **********
   IT'S SNOWING!
   IN NOVEMBER!
   ***********
   
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5. indieprincess
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   I guess I'm not like other people...
   But that's why I have music
   
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6. indieprincess
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   HEY! HEY YOU! I NEED ADVICE! PLEASE HELP ME!
   Should I try to get my ex back with me after he left me for the second time? I'd appreciate your advice:)
   Yes (Fave)
   No
   (Comment)
   also comment w/ questions
   
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7. indieprincess
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 3:26pm UTC
   HEY! HEY YOU! I NEED ADVICE! PLEASE HELP ME!
   Should I try to get my ex back with me after he left me for the second time? I'd appreciate your advice:)
   Yes (Fave)
   No
   (Comment)
   also comment w/ questions
   
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8. indieprincess
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 3:22pm UTC
   billabong
   Stands for "Boy, I Love Lighting A Bong!"
   School < Billabong
   
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9. indieprincess
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   October 12, 2012 3:19pm UTC
   Yes, Billabong is an Australian surf brand stolen by Americans. the origin is sometimes referred to a river in Australia. The Americanized origin refers to the stereotypical pothead surfers. Urban myth is Billabong used to be Build-A-Bong but it soon changed.
   Dude, that Billabong shirt is tight. Let's go smoke a bong while we're at it.
   
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10. indieprincess
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    October 8, 2012 3:30pm UTC
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11. indieprincess
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    September 29, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    "What We
    Think,
    We Become"
    -Buddha
    
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12. indieprincess
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    September 28, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    "I Miss You"
    To see you when I wake up, is a gift I didn't think could be real
    To know that you feel the same, as I do, is a Three-fold utopian dream
    You do something to me
    That I can't explain
    So would I be out of line, If I said
    I miss you.
    I see your picture, I smell your skin on, the empty pillow next to mine
    You have only been gone ten days, but already I am wasting away
    I know I'll see you again
    Whether far or soon
    But I need you to know, that I care
    And I miss you
    -Incubus
    
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13. indieprincess
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    September 28, 2012 2:23pm UTC
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14. indieprincess
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Answers that are so cute and true
    www.redsofts.com/articles/read/298/49522/What_Does_Love_Mean_See_
    How_48_YearOld_Kids_Describe_Love.html/
    
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15. indieprincess
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 10:49am UTC
    "Back To Black"
    He left no time to regret
    Kept his d*ck wet
    With his same old safe bet
    Me and my head high
    And my tears dry
    Get on without my guy
    You went back to what you knew
    So far removed from all that we went through
    And I tread a troubled track
    My odds are stacked
    I'll go back to black
    We only said goodbye with words
    I died a hundred times
    You go back to her
    And I go back to.....
    I go back to us
    I love you much
    It's not enough
    You love blow and I love puff
    And life is like a pipe
    And I'm a tiny penny rolling up the walls inside
    We only said goodbye with words
    I died a hundred times
    You go back to her
    And I go back to
    We only said goodbye with words
    I died a hundred times
    You go back to her
    And I go back to
    Black, black, black, black, black, black, black,
    I go back to
    I go back to
    We only said good-bye with words
    I died a hundred times
    You go back to her
    And I go back to
    We only said good-bye with words
    I died a hundred times
    You go back to her
    And I go back to black
    -Amy Winehouse
    
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16. indieprincess
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    "Ex-Girlfriend"
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
    And you know it makes me sick to be on that list
    But I should have thought of that before we kissed
    You say you're gonna burn before you mellow
    I will be the one to burn you
    Why'd you have to go and pick me?
    When you knew that we were different, completely
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
    But I should have thought of that before we kissed
    Your wildness scares me
    So does your freedom
    You say you can't stand the restrictions
    I find myself trying to change you
    If you were meant to be my lover I wouldn't have to
    And I feel so mean, I feel in between
    'Cause I'm about to give you away
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (for someone else to take)
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend (am I making a mistake?)
    I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them (all the time that we wasted)
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girl, friend
    I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
    But I should have thought of that before we kissed
    I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
    But I should have thought of that before we kissed
    I'm about to give you away for someone else to take
    I'm about to give you away for someone else to take
    We keep repeating mistakes for souvenirs
    And we've been in between the days for years
    And I know that when I see you I'm going to die
    I know I'm going to want you and you know why
    It's going to kill me to see you with the next girl
    'Cause I'm the most gorgeously jealous kind of ex-girl
    But I should have thought of that before we kissed...
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I hope I hold a special place with the rest of them
    I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
    I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
    But I should have thought of that before we kissed
    I'm another ex-girlfriend on your list
    But I should have thought of that before we kissed
    -No Doubt
    
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17. indieprincess
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    "Don't Go"
    (feat. Lights)
    I was raised in the valley, there was shadows and death.
    Got out alive but with scars I can't forget.
    This kid back in school, subdued and shy.
    An orphan and a brother and unseen by most eyes.
    I don't know what it was that made a piece of him die,
    Took a boy to the forest, slaughtered him with a scythe.
    Stamped on his face, an impression in the dirt.
    Do you think the silence makes a good man convert?
    We all have our horrors and our demons to fight.
    But how can I win, when I'm paralyzed?
    They crawl up on my bed, wrap their fingers around my throat.
    Is this what I get for the choices that I made?
    God forgive me, for all my sins. God forgive me, for everything.
    God forgive me, for all my sins. God forgive me, God forgive me.
    Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
    Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
    Save me from the ones that haunt me in the night.
    I can't live with myself, so stay with me tonight.
    Don't go.
    Don't go.
    [Lights:]
    If I let you in, you'd just want out.
    If I tell you the truth, you'd vie for a lie.
    If I spilt my guts, it would make a mess we can't clean up.
    If you follow me, you will only get lost.
    If you try to get closer, we'll only lose touch.
    Yes you already know too much, and you're not going anywhere.
    Tell me that you need me 'cause I love you so much.
    Tell me that you love me 'cause I need you so much.
    Tell me that you need me 'cause I love you so much.
    Say you'll never leave me 'cause I need you so much.
    Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
    Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
    Save me from the ones that haunt me in the night.
    I can't live with myself, so stay with me tonight.
    Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
    Don't go.
    Save me from the ones that haunt me in the night.
    I can't live with myself, so stay with me tonight.
    Don't go.
    [Lights:]
    Don't go. [x11]
    -Bring Me The Horizon
    
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18. indieprincess
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    “If your number one goal is to make sure that everyone likes and approves of you, then you risk sacrificing your uniqueness, and, therefore, your excellence.”
    ~Unknown
    
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19. indieprincess
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    Girls are like
    apples on trees. The best
    ones are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don't want to reach for
    the good ones because they are afraid
    of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
    just get the rotten apples from the ground
    that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
    at the top think something is wrong with
    them, when in reality, they're amazing.
    They just have to wait for the right
    boy to come along, the one
    who's brave enough
    to climb
    all the way
    to the top
    of the tree.
    
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20. indieprincess
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    My Name in Songs :)
    L- Love Song by 311
    A- A Certain Shade Of Green by Incubus
    U- Underneath It All by No Doubt
    R- Renegades Of Funk by Rage Against The Machine
    E- Everlong by Foo Fighters
    N- Numb by Linkin Park
    
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