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leahxD
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November 30, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Headphones = On,
World = Off.

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gwenythadele
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June 4, 2012 8:31pm UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me: But I--
Mom: Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom: One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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notawhore
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June 18, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Fake friends- never ask for food.
Real friends- are the reason you have NO food.
fake friends- call your parents mr./mrs.
Real friends- Call your parents Mom/Dad.
fake friends- have never seen you cry.
Real friends- Cry with you.
Fake friends- Borrow your stuff for a day then give it back.
Real friends- borrow your stuff for so long, they forget its yours.
Fake friends- Know about you.
Real friends- could write a book about you.
Fake friends- Would knock on your front door.
Real friends- would walk right in and yell "im home".
Fake friends- will help you up when you fall over.
Real friends- will jump right on top of you and yell "DOG PILE!".
Fake friends- say 'I love you' in a joking manner.
Real friends- say 'I love you' and mean it.
Fake friends- are around for a while.
Real friends- are for life.
Fake friends- will read this.
Real friends- will steal this..
<3

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Lgirl
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June 18, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Dear 6,
Please stop telling people i ate 9. Besides, I hear you guys do some pretty nasty stuff.
Sincerely, 7.

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randi*
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May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC

(o.o)
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This is Steve.
How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
1 FAVE = 1 HUG

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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:04pm UTC

WIlly Wonka: Snooki is having a baby? I'm in luck...oompa loompas are hard to come by.
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BravoSierra
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May 27, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Before you ask someone why they hate you,ask yourself why you care.

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luckylari31
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March 11, 2012 11:36am UTC

* * * * * * * ** ** *
Those moments,
when it looks like i'm just staring off into space,
is when im having the most in-depth thoughts
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LilMissEpic15
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April 3, 2012 4:03pm UTC

On April 6th, it will be Witty Profiles's 9th birthday.
We all love that Steve created the site; let's show him the love with this quote <3

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SailByTheStars
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March 31, 2012 4:08pm UTC

I thought best
friends were
forever...
So why am I standing here alone?

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totallynotacat*
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March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 13, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Top 6 Lies People Tell
1) Im fine
2) that was my last piece of gum.
3) I'll call you back.
4) I'm coming mom!
5) I never got that text.
6) I have read and agreed to the terms & conditions.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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March 10, 2012 7:29pm UTC

COMMENT if you're straight.
COMMENT if you're gay.
COMMENT if you're lesbian.
COMMENT if you're bisexual.
COMMENT if you're pansexual.
FAVORITE [♥] if you don't think it matters.
nmq

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kara008
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June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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February 23, 2012 8:32am UTC

Today 30 people
from my school
were suspended.
Why??
Because they all either shaved their hair or dyed it
for Cancer.
Click the <3 if yiou think they shouldn't be suspended.

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