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wackyflipflop
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 5:22pm UTC

That Akward Moment
When you intoduce your friend to someone, and they become closer with them than with you..
♥♥♥

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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lkb318
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July 1, 2012 8:14pm UTC

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muffinsandwitty7557
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July 1, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Did anyone ever notice
how in Harry Potter, the soul-eating
dementors never go for Ron?

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC

"Do you have a bathroom?"
"No, sorry. I poop outside."

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Popular girl I am NOT a s|ut!!
39 minutes ago ·1 comment · 5 likes posted via iphone
Guy B\tch please, you have more balls in your mouth than the hungry hungry hippos
17 minutes ago ago · 89 Like
nmq/nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 9:25pm UTC

How scary would it be if
the voice inside your head stopped working?

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AustinH
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June 29, 2012 2:07pm UTC

I think it's time I tell my dog he's adopted.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Overdramatically turning the page
on a test so people know you're ahead of them.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC

Have you ever just sat there
and realized how weird you are?

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blairisepic
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:55pm UTC

IMAAAAGINAAAATIOOOON.
~Spongebob
nmf/nmq

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 12:31pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: Woman, I will pee on your desk.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC

While you wake up today
someone is taking their
last breath. Thank God
for another day.
Don't waste it.
nmq.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I like someone I can't have....
format credit : Anthony96

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elprado01
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 12:06am UTC

SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4)FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10)LOOK
NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:
1) COWS
2) ABOUT
3) TALKING
4) FOOL
5) THIS
6) GOT
7) I
8) LONG
9) HOW
10) LOOK
NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:
1) COWS
2)ABOUT
3)TALKING
4)FOOL
5)THIS
6)GOT
7)I
8)LONG
9)HOW
10)LOOK

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 1:42pm UTC

dentist:
*scrapes gums with sharp metal insturments*
dentist:
"you're bleeding because you dont floss."

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC

My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.
Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet.

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yourcool
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June 29, 2012 2:06pm UTC

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