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iloveuux3

1. iloveuux3
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   November 26, 2011 9:28pm UTC
   Am I the only one here that listen to Linkin Park?
   
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2. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
   -Douglas Adams
   
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3. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 8:12pm UTC
   I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and thinks, "Wow. She's beaitiful" ♥
   
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4. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 8:09pm UTC
   I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. -
   I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
   
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5. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 8:06pm UTC
   What you call dog with no legs?
   Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
   
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6. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 8:04pm UTC
   When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
   
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7. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 8:03pm UTC
   I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep, or telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them, or even just smiled at them. I can’t picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we’re talking. I mean like…Why would they even do that? I’m just me. Nothing extraordinary, or special. ♥
   
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8. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 7:55pm UTC
   When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action.
   They rented out my room.
   
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9. iloveuux3
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   November 19, 2011 5:56pm UTC
   A photograph never grows old.
   You and I change, people change all through the months and years but a photograph always remains the same. How nice to look at a photograph of mother or father taken many years ago. You see them as you remember them. But as people live on, they change completely. That is why I think a photograph can be kind.
   
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10. iloveuux3
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    August 7, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Ink to paper is thoughtful
    Ink to flesh, hard-core.
    If Shakespeare were a tattooist
    We’d appreciate body art more.
    – Carrie Latet
    
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11. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Nothing you confess could make me love you less. I'll stand by you
    
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12. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    A little boy asks his dad; "What’s between mom’s legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again,"Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
    
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13. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    "OOOH, you took a black and white picture of a lawn chair and its shadow. You must be so vrooding and deep"
    
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14. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    I wonder is Bellatrix had a diary.
    Dear Diary,
    Today the Dark Lord looked at me!
    Love, Bellatrix
    
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15. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    show-er: (shour) n.
    1. the place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
    
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16. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes
    
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17. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times. If one only remembers to turn on the light.
    -albus dumbledore
    
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18. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    I thought you were different. But hey, its not the first time i'm wrong .
    
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19. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person you thought would never hurt you.
    
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20. iloveuux3
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    August 4, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    "Cool Story."
    Cool story? How about i push you down a hill and when you're screaming for help i'll be like. "cool story""
    
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