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theWalrus
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July 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Sister: I got food on my shirt.
Me: Look our shirts match!
Sister: We're both wearing purple again!
Mom: What are you guys doing?
Me: WE'RE BONDING STOP INTERRUPTING.

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bizzlebelles
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July 17, 2012 11:19pm UTC

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xHello
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July 18, 2012 3:52pm UTC

*drake & josh*
Josh: Hey I just met you
Josh: And this is crazy
Josh: But my dad married your mom
Josh: SO HUG ME BROTHHA!

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鲁汉 ♡*
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July 17, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson Fact #73
Interviewer: What do you cuddle at night?
"Well very recently; Louis, because we were sharing a hotel room and he stumbled into my room. I tried to get him out but he climbed onto my bed and started humming the theme song from The Jungle Book."
~ Niall Horan
❤
hahaha xD

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xHello
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July 18, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Buy a sheep
Name it "relation"
You now have a relationsheep.

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IAmAndrew
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July 18, 2012 9:06am UTC

.etouq siht daer nac s'suoineg ylnO

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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andreapicii
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July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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BlackButterflies
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July 18, 2012 5:10am UTC

why is peter pan always in the air?
because he Neverlands ;)

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itsallie0x
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July 17, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I hate when spiders just sit there;
And act like they pay rent..

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Snape: Headmaster, the Dark Lord has returned.
Dumbledore: Are you serious?Snape: No, I'm Severus.

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sonny123
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June 15, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Real Life Jobs That Use Algebra:
1. Algebra Teacher

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mayday
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June 15, 2012 7:05pm UTC

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Ilovehimsomuch93
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March 27, 2012 5:02pm UTC

THE HUNGER GAMES.
Katniss. Peeta. Gale. 1 game. 1 life. 12 districts.
"May the odds be ever in your favor."
-Effie Trinket

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wolfyluvspineapple
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March 27, 2012 9:11pm UTC

It sucks when everyone loves your best friend and you're just kinda there.

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xjuliiaaraeexo14
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March 27, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Selena Gomez:The only one I like in One Direction is Zayn Malik.
Harry Styles: The only one I like in Jelena is Justin.
This is why I love Harry.

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julesmarco
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March 27, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Fave if you loved
The Hunger Games♥
before the movie came out.

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 15, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Don't tell me
That inner beauty is more important
Than outer beauty, because in this society
IT ISN'T.
No one gives you a chance to see if you are
Beautiful on the inside
If you aren't on the outside.

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ThatsSoMeee
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February 15, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Being single is alright,
But after a while you get tired of seeing
all the cute couples out there
and you start to wonder
when you are going to be part on one.

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lifefulloflaughter
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February 15, 2012 6:23pm UTC

How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart #7:
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
format credit: DamnnTaylerx

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